Imagine it’s 10pm on November 7, 2020. The Wallabies, after years of either coming close or getting blown away by their Anzac cousins, have recaptured the Bledisloe Cup.
Under the expert stewardship of Dave Rennie and renewed leadership of Michael Hooper, a team has given the Kiwis a lesson in playing fast, accurate and clinical rugby.
There are some less than gracious comments emanating from the New Zealand camp, with under-fire boss Ian Foster lamenting the poor officiating by, incidentally, Kiwi match officials and numerous incidents of “foul play” when men in gold had the audacity to knock back a player wearing black.
His interview ends abruptly when he’s reminded of a direct quote from assistant Ian Plumtree, “All Blacks don’t cry.”
Headlines such as ‘All that glitters is gold’ and ‘Wallabies Turn Savage’ frame pictures of the winning Aussies parading the Bledisloe Cup around Suncorp Stadium the next day.
There are some excited, if unjudged, calls for Rennie to be given Australian citizenship.
Fast forward a few weeks and the Bledisloe win has been followed up by consecutive victories over a weary Argentina making the Aussies’ 2020 record read: won four, drawn one, lost one.
Then what?
If the above were to actually happen, one would hope that even Rugby Australia couldn’t mess up that position. In this instance, all efforts would hopefully be pushed towards making sure that rugby union is on the front and back pages of every newspaper across Australia.
Current and former Wallabies should be rolled out for their take on the positive direction that the pinnacle of the game nationally is taking. Negotiations should begin with haste to secure the largest possible sponsorship opportunities and television rights deals available, with RA in the unenviable position of making a few demands of their own – albeit realistic, it’s the Bledisloe not the World Cup.
This will result in greater rugby union coverage on free-to-air channels and increased support of both men’s and women’s teams.
Going into 2021, the New Zealand Rugby Union recognise the error of their ways and ask Rugby Australia if they wouldn’t mind the Super Rugby Aotearoa franchises joining Super Rugby AU in some form. However, it comes a bit late, with RA having agreed with World Rugby as well as the unions of Fiji, Tonga and Samoa to include at least one Pasifika team in the competition to be based in either the Pacific Islands or Western Sydney (COVID19 dependent).
The medium-term plan is for each Pacific Island nation to have its own Super Rugby franchise and compete with the five Super Rugby AU teams in an eight-team competition.
It is later agreed that a conference system ‘should’ work moving forward. It is hoped that this will enable all matches to be competitive, with scope to increase the number of teams. Bit of a repeat here.
The 2021 and 2022 seasons both follow similar patterns as 2020, with the Wallabies retaining the Bledisloe and solidifying their winning trend. They go into the 2023 Rugby World Cup in France as one of the leading contenders.
The ‘Giteau Law’ is no more, as RA has thrown open the door for selection to any eligible player regardless of where they are based. The novelty being that the pull of the gold jersey has meant that the vast majority playing Australians are based at one of the Super Rugby franchises.
Domestically, rugby union has become the in vogue code of choice among the nation’s public and private schools, with growing calls for new Super Rugby franchises in Western Sydney and even South Australia.
NRL clubs are trying to pick up fringe players, the Super W competition has turned professional, and the Wallaroos are consistently fighting it out with the likes of England, France and New Zealand for dominance in the women’s game.
At this time, you can’t open a newspaper or turn on a TV without seeing a Wallaby or hearing about the next big player to sign up.
The game over the Tasman remains strong but a few years in the shadows of Australia has meant that many stars have gone to Europe to play or would-be All Blacks have joined the Pacific Island franchises. They will rally again though and there is begrudging acceptance that both sides need each other to ensure they remain at the top of the global game.
This could all be true. However, the first step is this Saturday. Win and it’s one step closer. Lose and the dream is gone.
No pressure fellas!
Josh
Roar Rookie
great article, fingers crossed we don't trip on the first hurdle. cmon wallabies, don't let this great piece of satire go to waste!
Ken Catchpole's Other Leg
Roar Guru
Yep No pressure.
Ken Catchpole's Other Leg
Roar Guru
A rest or a nest?
John
This is a bit like some of my grade 6 students’ attempts at narrative writing, great build up, poor ending…’ I woke up only to realise it was all a dream!’ Nice effort. B+ What am I doing make posts at 2.00am on a weekday? Hehe. I’ve also accidentally????liked my own post! Loved the read by the way!!
Big Dog
Guest
I’m not sure I understand why RA would be in an “unenviable” position if the Wallabies and the game itself were to find themselves in a strong enough position to “... make a few demands of their own” vis a vis sponsorship and broadcast rights. Shouldn’t that read “enviable” position? I enjoyed reading this. Is it a fantasy? Yes, at the moment. Is it impossible to achieve? No, I don’t think it is. I have a lot of faith in Dave Rennie being able to get the best out of a playing group that includes a few old heads and a majority of exciting young players who have been impressing for the last few years. Meanwhile, this Saturday night, if our blokes can eradicate that missed tackle count from Auckland and up their game at the breakdown (be accurate and clinical), a victory for Australia is not too much of a stretch.
Double Agent
Guest
I have these kind of dreams too - but they don't involve rugby players!!
James
Guest
I don’t know what you are on but can I have some?
Gun Dog
Roar Rookie
Dreamin..... :crying:
Richie
Roar Rookie
Nice NP. I like it.Hope springs eternal,(and can I have some of what you’re drinking)!
Richie
Roar Rookie
It is if we only play the all blacks!
Richie
Roar Rookie
Can we give that saying a rest already. :laughing:
Tooly
Roar Rookie
Just what I was thinking Waxy. He’s dreamin and it’s rainin. Eventually he’ll go blind like Wayne Smith has.
Ex force fan
Guest
It will take more than one swallow to make a summer, however it would be nice if this was the future....
Tom
Guest
Sounds like should have stuck with English soccer team. When did they win world cup or make the finals.
Cam
Roar Rookie
Sounds great, unfortunately the reality will be more like this: NZ will win both the remaining Bledisloe matches (one by a close margin, the other an absolute hiding). The Wallabies will play 2x irrelevant matches v an under-strength Argentina which will do nothing for the Aussie fan-base. RA will be bargained down at the negotiating table and end up selling Super Rugby AU 2021 for peanuts. The Pasifika team will be based in Sydney and lose all their matches against the established franchises (yep, even to WA), before their squad is raided by NRL clubs and the concept is thrown in the too-hard basket. RA will go to NZRU with cap in hand and there will be a reckoning, old scores settled and insults traded before we see a new comp reborn in 2022. Super Rugby Battle for the Ditch will be a 10 team home and away series, 18 matches with the Pasifika teams missing out again. It isn't a great future, but it will be an improvement on the Super Rugby system that has evolved the past decade.
Jake Tafau
Roar Rookie
I better tell my family back in Samoa to stop watching NRL and get ready for a Super Rugby team.
Waxhead
Roar Rookie
@Northern Pom Enjoy your wet dream :silly: I'll be happy if WBs are at least competitive and continue to improve in the next 2 games.
Roddy
Guest
This reads like a rather detailed wet dream... with a nice wee side order of schadenfreude as if international rugby is some form of a zero-sum game? Does the writer realize that the rise of RA and The Wallabies is not contingent on the demise of the All Blacks?
Rugby wizard
Guest
I have said this before and will say it again,until the Wallabies drop Hooper and get a back 3 capable of outclasing the all blacks back 3 they will never win the bedisloe. I hope Vunivalu lives up to the hype,but now I would have Petai at wing or even take a risk and play him at 15,just to give us more quality there and pick the best defensive centre at 13. Defending at 13 against the all blacks requires alot physically and with Petai's injuries I would not select him there now.
Panana split
Roar Rookie
This is the most unrealistic multi-bet I have ever seen. The return would make you richer than Vladimir Putin