‘The selectors will have a conundrum if Josh Hazlewood is fit for the Sydney Test’.
This was a comment I read from one of the many stories following Australia’s emphatic win in Melbourne.
There is a problem and if anyone’s to blame it has to be the selectors for choosing six fast bowlers across three Tests and those same fast bowlers all meeting or in most cases exceeding expectations by some distance.
Who’d have guessed at the start of the series that the Johnny Mullagh medal was going to hanging around the neck of a very proud Scott Boland?
And how does Australia leave out a rampaging Mitchell Starc who is back in some seriously good form?
But what about Jhye Richardson, whose bowling in Adelaide was on par with anything the Australians have produced this series – and par for this group is very good.
Throw in the fourth best bowler in world cricket and Michael Neser, who didn’t deserve to miss out in Melbourne, and the selectors have some serious thinking to do – or do they?
The hard part in making any contentious decision is not the actual decision itself, but telling the players who’s in and who’s out.
I’m not sure I’d like to go up to any of the bowlers and tell them they’re missing out.
For a start, there are some pretty big boys in the bowling unit. There’s also perhaps no need to drop anyone, if the selectors got brave and went for an appeasement XI.
I’d like to see Pat Cummins head this team onto the SCG (with their batting averages in brackets):
Dave Warner (48.40)
Alex Carey (19.40)
Steve Smith (60.84)
Cameron Green (28.80)
Pat Cummins (16.46)
Mitchell Starc (23.14)
Michael Neser (19.00)
Jhye Richardson (6.00)
Nathan Lyon (12.23)
Scott Boland (6.00)
Josh Hazlewood (12.02)
Remember, this is an appeasement XI and it meets the brief on a number of levels.
First, it takes away any issues over which bowler to leave out. All have done their part in the series so far, so all should have a chance to play in this match and stake their claim to play in the first Ashes Test in Hobart.
It should also appease the NSW cricket fans, specifically those from Sydney, who will want to watch New South Welshmen play Test cricket. This team has six players who have worn the blue of NSW.
Having so many Blues players in the team will appease the SCG because this should mean more bums in seats, which might have been problematic, given the one-sided nature of the series so far.
Broadcasters would be appeased (read: thrilled), not only for increased viewers in NSW but around the world. This is a quirky XI and it would generate enormous interest in this match.
Fans would also be appeased. All of us have our favorite bowlers to play in the remaining Tests, but most would hate to see someone miss out on playing because all of the bowlers have really done a terrific job so far.
On the surface of it, this is a very weak batting line-up, with Cummins and Starc batting at five and six. But in reality, it’s not. At least not for this series.
The numbers after each name on the team list are the players’ current Test batting average and these add up to more than 250. Assuming each player makes at least their average, with this attack, I’d have thought that’s a very defendable total.
It’s also important to give guys who are underperforming with the bat a chance to play a long innings.
Alex Carey, Steve Smith and Cameron Green have all not lived up to expectations with the bat, so this would be a golden opportunity to make runs because they’d have to in a match that has no bearing on the Ashes but every bearing on individual performance.
In equal measure, bowlers are constantly talking about missing out on centuries because batsmen let them down. Here’s their chance to make a big score without having to worry about a batsman throwing their wicket away.
Bear in mind too, across the six innings England have played so far, they’ve made the following totals: 147, 297, 236, 192, 185 and 68. And that was generally only against only five bowlers.
How would they go against eight bowlers plus Steve Smith if needed?
Australia would also lose little in the field. Carey, Warner and Smith would make up the key positions in the slips while Cameron Green would continue his outstanding work in the gully.
Nathan Lyon has made that point/cover area his own while the rest of the team could fill any of the outfield places with ease.
There are two questionable fielding areas. The first is in the slips, if more slips are required. This is where batsmen have traditionally hidden themselves for decades.
All of the team are good catchers though, so I don’t see any problem with someone slotting into third or fourth slip if required.
The real question is who will don the lid and field in close if the skipper decides he needs a close catcher?
This is the job normally given to the smallest bloke in the side and/or the newest batsman in the team, but I can’t see Cameron Green at silly leg.
With this attack, perhaps Cummins doesn’t worry about it, knowing he has the fire power to get England out in lots of other ways.
If player rotation extended to batsmen, then this would be a doable option, but sadly that’s not going to happen. It takes real bravery to go down this path and it’s a step too far for this group of selectors.
If it did happen though, I’d love to see the look on Joe Root’s face when Pat Cummins handed him a team sheet with eight bowlers who have tormented his batsmen so badly in this series.
That might only be beaten by the looks on his batsmen’s faces when Root gives them the news about who’s playing for Australia.
This is also the one Test scenario where both sides would want to bowl first, regardless who won the toss.
Malcolm
Guest
Was thinking the same thing about playing 8 bowlers and how their batting would still be good enough. But to bring in the NSW chip on shoulder stuff makes no sense. The old BS of get a blue cap and they give you a green one as well is just parochialism gone mad. They won't always get it right but we have Australian selectors who pick Australian cricketers to play for Australia.
Chanon
Roar Rookie
Micko l think l was stuck in the lift :laughing:
Micko
Roar Rookie
Who's Paul? :silly:
Chanon
Roar Rookie
Paul, I would drop Smith & reinstate Lab for the reason he was stuck in a lift for 1hr & possibly was contemplating retirement :silly:
Micko
Roar Rookie
I wouldn't want to tell Marnus he's missing out due to this hare-brained scheme! :shocked:
matth
Roar Guru
The old Greg Chappell line. I don’t know if I’m out of form, I haven’t batted long enough to find out.
Ball Burster
Roar Rookie
Why not pick an XI from the Sydney Swans?
Liam Fallon
Roar Rookie
Good idea. But Harris should also be dropped to accommodate Swepson and Warner should go, as others have said, for Abbott. Starc and Lyon as opening batsmen, Cummins as skipper at number 3, Steve Smith at 4 on the proviso he bowls at least ten overs in each innings. I'm on the fence about including a wicket keeper - I thought instead the fielders could just be arranged in a circle and rotate around like in under-10s, taking turns bowling and keeping. This would be a good opportunity to test out Carey's bowling, he has been starved of opportunities so far.
Big Daddy
Roar Rookie
Of course . He could wear a protector under the budgies . New concept semi naked cricket .
Doctor Rotcod
Roar Rookie
This is Tony Abbott you're talking about, right?
Nick Maguire
Roar Rookie
DJ, I like the idea of 9 bowlers better!
DaveJ
Roar Rookie
Well it’s all fantasy but out of this lot I’d drop Neser for Swepson.
dungerBob
Roar Rookie
Paul, your mind definitely works in mysterious ways :stoked: .. This is good. C'mon selectors, let's do it.
Nick Maguire
Roar Rookie
DJ, So 9 bowlers then? :laughing:
Statler and Waldorf
Roar Guru
I think that Root needs a rest after all of the low blows he has received
DaveJ
Roar Rookie
Appeasement is said not to work because if you give the big, bad bully an inch he’ll take a mile. But this scenario sounds a bit more like the German Army, after swallowing up half of the Soviet Union, sending in the Romanians and Italians to finish off the Red Army. Which is kind of what they did (well, a little bit) at Stalingrad, which didn’t work out too well. This could be a fun experiment though. If we’re going to have eight bowlers I think we have to pick Swepson. In fact, I’d like to play Swepson anyway with a view to the sub-continent, as Mark Taylor has suggested.
Graham
Roar Rookie
No Swepson?
Paul
Roar Guru
I guess the England batsmen can say they're still underdone because they haven't had enough time in the middle in Australia. :laughing:
Nick Maguire
Roar Rookie
Tony, see, this is what's wrong with sports administration these days. Who wouldn't pay to see that? Where are the visionaries?
Nick Maguire
Roar Rookie
Nah, I think it's like Instatwitt?