Relocation now a fruitless annual debate alongside mooted Bears comebacks and Titans rebrands

By Dane Eldridge / Expert

The NRL’s meek canvassing of relocation is now a yearly pastime for the game, much like the latest Bears bid, Titans overhaul or unpaid TPA.

The topic resurfaced on the rugby league agenda again this week, with administrators strategically floating a proposal mainly because it was a quiet Tuesday.

Seeing the debate reignite had all the feel of the Titans dying again, or the barren pleas to exhume the Bears from those resilient red-and-black diehards desperate for the trademark nostalgia of the Moreton Bay fig and failing in the semi-finals.

Take it as read: the NRL’s desire to uproot a club is the same as Bears fans not wanting to be passed around reserve grade like a joint, or Titans officials who hope a millennial marketer can turn them solvent with a tweak of colours.

It’s futile.

Nevertheless, this didn’t stop the relocation debate sparking up with all its hallmark ephemeral qualities, such as speculated timelines, scant guidelines and tacit agreement it should be Cronulla.

Hot takes flew like fists as leaks of reintroducing NRL inauguration-style criteria set forums alight, a concept of culling clubs widely panned in 1999 despite resulting in the demise of Souths.

Initially, the Sea Eagles were unanimously rated by the public as the most attractive option for relocation under the modern benchmark, which is to cut whoever is concurrently paying the most coaches.

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Strengthening the Perth Sea Eagles’ case was the club’s imminent homelessness, with a groundswell believing it was high time Brookvale Oval stood up for itself and said Manly isn’t up to its standards.

The Maroon and White faithful took this news in predictable fashion, threatening to boycott finals games in Sydney the next time they qualify in the the year 3000.

They then backed this with counter-claims that the most appropriate option to cull were the Sharks, suggesting the $8 million carrot for relocation offered by the NRL could be used wisely by the club outside their cap.

But in the end, consensus was again reached for the 27th consecutive summit, with fans agreeing they wanted a club to move as long as it wasn’t theirs.

This was echoed by the calculating suits at NRL front office, who agreed rusted-on supporters are of extreme importance to the game’s health, until there’s a guaranteed opportunity to tap in to the mining boom.

Once again, we are back to where we started: agreeing that relocation is an appropriate strategy for whenever the NRL is ready to disenfranchise two areas of supporters with a hybrid brand that would make a rat spew.

Following another immaterial discussion about expansion, it is time to ratify the annual event of talking about changing the NRL and doing nothing about it.

At the very least, the debate should be sanctioned by Todd Greenberg alongside other fan-friendly concepts such as Origin, the Grand Final and the quarterly deactivation/reactivation of Phil Gould’s Twitter account.

Just shoehorn the debate in to the rugby league calendar on a standalone Tuesday – preferably at the cost of the international game – provided it doesn’t impinge on the sacred perpetual referees crisis.

So hopefully there’s some time free prior to 1908.

Having a set time to pretend relocation will actually happen can also prevent the topic clumsily popping up in discussion, for example, late and inappropriately like this article.

That way we can reach some much needed closure on this issue, every year in perpetuity.

The Crowd Says:

2019-04-02T03:56:02+00:00

HERMAN

Guest


The relocation talk will die as soon as people forget about off field but a few of the lads are due in court this month so undoubtedly it will bob up again.

2019-04-01T13:16:00+00:00

BeastieBoy

Roar Rookie


The logical locations for new Teams are Wellington, Gosford and Brisbane. They should be setup asap. Gosford is the only location that would accept a relocated team. Who would it be preferable to relocate?.. Roosters because it has minimal supporters. But it is successful and politically powerful. Tigers or Cronulla maybe. In any event it should not hold up matters and these teams should be set up. I suggest the old Olympic stadium should be banned as a regular season venue as people don't like going there and the lack of spectators looks so bad on TV. I suggest that all the teams should share in the TV revenue based on the spectator numbers that watch their games including ground attendance. That way the weakest will be culled and the others will have the maximum incentive to increase followers.

2019-04-01T09:02:29+00:00

DingoGray

Roar Guru


It's already second rate in NSW.

2019-04-01T01:20:55+00:00

mushi

Roar Guru


I hear the NRL tried to relocate the junior base to China but the UN intervened, both on behalf of the children and on the basis that China had enough humanitarian issues without future NRL players immigrating.

2019-03-31T00:14:59+00:00

matth

Roar Guru


We are not thinking big enough. We need to look for markets where there is no competing sports at all. The Antarctic Penguins, the Kangaroo Island Islanders, the Moon Lunatics, the Mars Damons. The fact that there are no (human) supporters means nothing. It’s all about eyeballs and time zones.

2019-03-30T14:15:12+00:00

Mick Holland

Roar Rookie


Joshua ! That's not a bad idea, I don't think it will have a big following to start with or might not ever, however it could be used for development purpose, it could be played over the 4 weeks maybe a different city host every week, it doesn't have to be popular either & the talent on the display at least for the first few years won't be any good but who knows when the NRL starts to expand & in a generation or so the contest might be a lot higher quality & be actually worth watching on tv

2019-03-30T09:52:39+00:00

Joshua Butler

Guest


One addition I would make to the representative round(s), would be the Affiliated States championship (use venues in each city, either H&A, or every 4 years, assuming the competition remains between SA, Victoria, WA & NT (5 years if Tasmania is included) PS: IMHO, the big change that needs to happen with the so-called ARL Independent Commission, is to represent ALL STATES, NOT JUST NSW/QUEENSLAND

2019-03-29T23:22:39+00:00

Robert Szemeti

Roar Rookie


Why do you think history plays any role in relocations? That rubbish ended when NRL was formed and they culled/merged everything that rugby league had finally done to make it National. Manly need to move on or drop to NSW cup, and Roosters have no need to be in sydney (ironic as their name is) no junior's, no crowds, no fans, but well run, so be well run in Adelaide where league will need a strong club to be strong against the AFL media that will chip away from any other relocated struggling team or new branded franchise. Too many self interest clubs in sydney and apathetic lazy fans who would rather run the clubs into the ground, by not accepting a potential move, rather that branch out. Max power you should suggest a future for the next 20 years

2019-03-29T20:26:15+00:00

Max power

Guest


It is such a massive relief that you hold no decision making position in RL administration

2019-03-29T20:10:42+00:00

Robert Szemeti

Roar Rookie


My preferences are for Relocations= *South Island Sea Eagles (3 games at brookvale) *Adelaide Roosters (3 games at Allianz) Then for the New teams= *West Coast Reds/Pirates (perth) *Northern Sydney Bears (Central Coast based, 3 games @NSO) *North Brisbane Dolphins (Suncorp based, 3 games in Redcliffe) * PNG Hunters (3 games in Cairns) These 4 are important markets to cover Aswell as expanding to new cities/countries, why have a successful lower grade PNG side but never have them part of the NRL? Central Coast won't accept the sea eagles Or roosters, but Bears will be a root in tradition that was lost by SL/ARL war and encapsulates the north far better than the other two selfish entities hoping to escape there (manly/roosters). Perth is a no brainer. Adelaide and Christchurch need a presence at some point, best to branch out to it with relocations, while other areas new can build from scratch, plus eases the sydney market, in that city area where souths/dogs/sharks/roosters are Dragons should be wollongong based (3 games in kogarah) My team Greater Wesrern Panthers needs to take 3 games to Bathurst, Dubbo and Orange annually. And Gold coast, to be the South QLD Titans and represent Logan/Ipswich Aswell as Gold Coast Lastly Sharks to play in Fiji/Tonga/Samoa annually

2019-03-29T13:27:23+00:00


Very True. I say that as a Traditionalist, but until the game expands to pastures new it will never be The National Rugby League Competition. Let’s draw Line in the Sand now? Perth, Queensland and somewhere in NZ South Island or what about starting Christchurch ? Tell teams the who are successful this year & let’s get a grip. Perth is gagging for a GOOD Rugby franchise to be successful and they will clear up.. New beginnings new future in that part of the World?

2019-03-29T11:22:02+00:00

The Barry

Roar Guru


Really great point Paul I was stunned by the timing. The off-season from hell...finally the footy starts and all the talk is about what’s happened in the field. Then immediately HQ comes up with this relocation talk and we get nothing but on the radio, social media and in the papers. Maybe the bosses don’t have the confidence that the game can stay in the headlines without the headlines...?

2019-03-29T09:33:08+00:00

Dwanye

Roar Rookie


Hi Bearfax. The people running the league, when it was nswrl then arl. Both looked to shrink then Sydney numbers before Superleague opened.

2019-03-29T06:15:30+00:00

BurningMad

Roar Rookie


Say what you will about Gus Gould but his is the most sensible take I've heard in the issue. Allowing any club to relocate or die at this point is walking away from the game's history and disenfranchising a fan base. Keep Manly, keep Cronulla. Expand by four more teams, then every market clamouring for a team gets one without losing part of Sydney to the game forever.

2019-03-29T05:30:30+00:00

Mick Holland

Roar Rookie


Peeeko ! It's a work of art mate ! I know in life there will be always be haters bro but you know this is flawless except i accidently left out the Indigenous All Stars & Country Trials. What don't you like other then the Dragons having more games in Wollongong & changing the name around as we have had this discussion before ?

2019-03-29T04:18:20+00:00

Bearfax

Roar Guru


Just astonishes me that with all this talk of expansion, its only seen by way of sacrificing a Sydney side to make room. This is SuperLeague mentality that almost destroyed the game and may yet make the game second rate in NSW within a decade. Get rid of Manly or Cronulla and you have a vacuum in the north and south peninsulas. Yeh that's a smart move isn't it...duh. They already made the Sydney north shore nothing but a union enclave. And of course I note the old Bears suggestions of relocating Manly so they can return...and that to an area that wants its own identity Australian Rules relocated two teams way back yet still have the same number of teams in the Melbourne area as League has in Sydney. They have expanded further without touching the Melbourne sides further and now have 18 sides with a potential of Canberra, Hobart and Darwin in their sights. But then Australian Rules think logically and that's why they succeed. By expanding they are increasing audience not only at grounds but on TV. This gives them the power to ask for more cash. Meanwhile NRL flounders about failing to add teams that should have been there years ago and talking of reducing the audience at grounds and more importantly on TV given the fans that will be alienated, and then wondering why they cant complete with the AFL when it comes to TV goodies. The answer as obvious, as demonstrated by AFL. Increase the number of teams, but leave the existing teams alone unless they go broke. The increased teams and audience, increases TV revenues and ensures a better deal when the next agreement is be negotiated. This relocation suggestion is totally counterproductive and a sure way of giving AFL a further chance to increase their influence in Sydney and NSW.

2019-03-29T04:06:33+00:00

Superspud

Roar Rookie


I know we have our toungs in our cheeks here but the fact that the NRLs most recent expansion club is in the state it is should be a point best not forgotten. Send the Bears to Perth and watch them die again.

2019-03-29T03:35:53+00:00

peeeko

Roar Guru


its a very good thing that you are not on the NRL board

2019-03-29T03:27:10+00:00

Dwanye

Roar Rookie


I don’t remember it ever being an ‘annual’ debate. I few article on here ‘every’ day. Half a dozen spots on the league tv shows with a guests opinion for the last few weeks. I think this has been bigger then any other time.

2019-03-29T01:24:39+00:00

Paul

Roar Guru


That's where Malcolm got his best thought bubbles; a lazy Friday afternoon off, waiting for the evening fotty to start, sharing a bottle of red with a few trusted enemies....er, I mean colleagues.

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