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"What fresh hell is this?" - American poet and alleged Raider fan Dorothy Parker

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5) Any mention of mums, dads, school principals

NRL articles I don’t want to read between now and September

Why not familiarise yourself with how the site works and the concept that the writers have no more say or interest in moderating reporting or deleting comments than anyone else on here before you do your accusing, might give you some credibility maybe

Cameron Smith should not be the NRL's morals officer

Again with the deleted comments.. You’re flattering yourself if you think they’re worth reporting

Cameron Smith should not be the NRL's morals officer

I NEVER KID

Cameron Smith should not be the NRL's morals officer

All the time Jay C

Cameron Smith should not be the NRL's morals officer

Emphasis on ‘nothing’ which is what I had to do with whatever happened to your post, please

Cameron Smith should not be the NRL's morals officer

I think some dark recess of the Raiders’ psyche enjoy being an underground, anti bandwagon team, so they dish out sub par slops like we had last night, pre-emptive bandwagon derailment, less “climb aboard”, more “nothing to see here folks”. It’s a theory.

The night Canberra took on the greatest game of all

Raiders on free-to-air: my least favourite round.
It’s the NRL equivalent of an annual prostate/gynaecological check only the humiliation is on a national scale.

Raiders to kick ball dead to avoid Inglis

Never mind Daley. I saw Mal on that bike, that was wheel wobble he had going on, no wonder the Maroons had such a shaky Origin 1 it all became clear when I saw that …

State of Origin: a field guide

Yeah I know Tyler but we Blues have had so little for so long…20 something hours til this all changes though..

State of Origin: a field guide

And his slogan be all like “drink the Cronk Kool-Aid – sugar, preservative and sense of humour free”

State of Origin: a field guide

I wish I only stayed 5 minutes. I spent about 5 hours it was like going down the rabbit hole. Now I look at him funny.

State of Origin: a field guide

Oh, a list. No further questions then your honour.

Some sportsmen may be messiahs, but some are just very (very) naughty boys

Best last line ever.
Berlusconi, Swales. He knew how to party in private.

Some sportsmen may be messiahs, but some are just very (very) naughty boys

^ shout-out to oestrogen ^

Banning the biff: It's just not right

Beware confusing the gurglings of Cameron Smith’s subconscious with the voice of God.

Banning the biff: It's just not right

How in 2013 are people still not familiar with Origin etiquette…
Origin’s reckless & slightly less regulated nature is what sets it apart..

Gallen vs Myles reaction overkill

I mean I guess that will do…keep your goddamn profile low until then NO TIPPING ETC

How to maintain a healthy relationship with the Raiders

He lost his pants too – also awesome

How to maintain a healthy relationship with the Raiders

You stay away from that stadium Swales they may have won last night but they don’t need the extra strain your presence obviously brings. You might want to start thinking about leaving the country again too, around round 16 or so. For the good of the team you understand…

How to maintain a healthy relationship with the Raiders

If I get married NOTE THE IF can I incorporate parts of this into my vows Tom

How to maintain a healthy relationship with the Raiders

Not Penski / Bronco material –

Dugan saves Dragons, ready for NSW call-up

Raider fans discussing the possibility of this rude reality:

“It’s a trifle insulting” – me
“Yes, the biggest trifle ever made” – my brother,

Dugan saves Dragons, ready for NSW call-up

Driving people to scrutinise their sanity is my signature move Swales 😉

The unbearable lightness of being a New South Welshman

Raugeee is that you Mal

State of Origin: ugly truths for ugly times

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