It’s everybody’s favourite article of the year – the NRL version. I have no idea how to rate fashion, but I’ve never let that stop me before.
First, a PSA – I really, really, really, really know nothing about fashion. My Brownlow red carpet fashion ratings were written in tracksuit pants and a comfy shirt, this one in my crocodile pyjamas that have several holes my guinea in them. Yes, my standards are high.
I’m gonna make a few good-natured jokes, but the truth is, people, you’re all beautiful. Alright, disclaimer out of the way, so let’s jump in.
(Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)
I’m always a fan of things that can be used for two different purposes, so I highly approve of making a dress out your grandmother’s curtains. 7/10.
(Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)
Is it a dress or a black hole? It seems to be expanding. If it swallows the universe whole we’ll have our answer. 7/10.
(Photo by Mark Metcalfe/Getty Images)
I, too, am a fan of the Power Rangers. 8/10.
(Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)
I was told to rate dresses, but I’m pretty sure this is a snake halfway through shedding its skin. 7/10.
(Photo by Mark Metcalfe/Getty Images)
I thought the resolution on this photo was bad, then I remembered that Jason Taumalolo’s head always looks like that. 6/10.
(Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)
How this gets past Occupational Health and Safety standards I just don’t know. 6/10.
(Photo by Mark Metcalfe/Getty Images)
Great dress, but there’s no way those sleeves wouldn’t wind up covered in gravy and/or tomato sauce if I was wearing them. 8/10.
(Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)
It’s always good to have an outfit that you can later use in your side job as an Elvis impersonator. 6/10.
(Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)
“I like the lines, but I feel like it’s lacking something.”
“More lines?”
“More lines.” 7/10.
(Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)
I dunno about the dress, but I’m honestly more curious about why the caddy from Happy Gilmore is here. 6/10.
Michael Cheika has thrown his hat into the ring for the South Sydney job, engaging an Australian based agent to hep him land a…
All the team list information for Round 9.
Wallabies fly-half Carter Gordon is reportedly flirting over the fence with two NRL clubs - the Gold Coast Titans and Melbourne Storm. The 23-year-old…
Souths CEO Blake Solly explained why Jason Demetriou was sacked, stating they needed a coach that was more directive. Sam Burgess reportedly had a…
Just when you think NRL tipping is getting easy, it bites you on the backside. Last round looked like a pretty open and shut…
Whether it is for his football form or comments around his Aboriginal heritage, Mitchell may just be the most talked about player in the history of the game.
