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A rugby tragic.
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There a story about a player who goes to his coach and says he is greatly disturbed by the fact that he buttered his toast this morning and it fell of the the table butter-side up.
The coach looks at him and asks, “Are you sure? Because everyone knows that if a piece of buttered toast falls off the table, it always falls butter-side down. It’s a law of Nature.”
The player nods his head and says, “Yes I’m sure, as unbelievable as it may sound.”
The coach puts on his thinking cap and is quiet for a few minutes. Finally, as if a light bulb has gone off in his brain, he smiles, puts an arm around the player’s shoulders and says,
“Don’t worry, everything is fine and everything is right with the world. You just buttered the toast on the wrong side.”
The lengths that RA and the Wallabies coaching staff will go to remain in denial.
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