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Does it REALLY matter?
With the current AUS XI , it is a certainty that TEAM INDIA will bludgeon the home side into oblivion.
Smith opening has started the rot. Head and Marnus are trashbag deluxe.
CA makes Perth call - where and when Australia's blockbuster Tests against India will be played
It was a poem from the heart.
Poem is actuallyfor Wade but called “Kebob from Crete”
I got another one for Reece Walsh called “Total eclipse of fart”
Matthew Wade to retire from first-class cricket after Sheffield Shield final
you missed the tigers v raiders match PAL.
Vikings are NFL son!
Reece Walsh (aka Cokehead Jnr) is being set up by the NRL as the new Gregory Ingliss.
A shame that Mitchell isnt a QLDer………..no blues fan want him around.
The Roar's NRL expert tips and predictions, Round 2: More upsets on the cards after a bloodbath start?
Thanks Wade-o!!
Never forget time I saw him hit a tonne. Was eating a beef kebob at the time down at Blundestone.
Here is my ode to Wade:
It (the kebob) went down a treat
that great garlic meat
then i made a retreat
and broke a dunny seat
it all looked like peat
splattered o’ my bare feet
that kebob from Crete
will never defeat
a batsmen so neat.
Enjoy retirement!
Matthew Wade to retire from first-class cricket after Sheffield Shield final
Hears hoping that the Collygobblers lose 2 in a row!!!
Mason cox the biggest clown in the AFL is heading for a ban.
The whole “LOOK AN AMERICAN PLAYING FOOTY” is long gone. He needs to be pulled into line.
Blues on the rise people! Could be their year!! (P.s. Im not a bluebags fan)
The Roar's AFL expert tips and predictions, Round 1: Huzzah, full footy weekends are back!
Marnus is reportedly heard saying this is the locker room after 2nd inns dismissal.
“In the heat of the night I screamed dont touch!!!!”
Every Aussie rated from first Test vs New Zealand: Green and GOAT great, Marnus misery as batting woes deepen
Storm in a teacup over a nothing conversation.
Poor journalism to try and stir up the unwashed masses and point the finger undeservedly at the only Moslem in the test match.
Poor form. Very poor form.
Usman Khawaja sets off accidental political storm in NZ
Go NZ, kai mate NZ!
Rachin will double tonne (well done young man) and Williamson will devour the dads army attack.
Smith to be skittled by Southee early.
This AUS XI is too soft, looking to be mates and pals with everyone rather than fierce like days of yore!
Aussies lock in XI for first NZ Test as Cummins mulls big toss call
Twill be a sad day when test cricket breathes its last.
I foresee it being an India v England all out affair; rich vs poor; state vs state; mate vs mate.
Say sarrah sarrah, whatever will be will be.
Tests will be replaced by T10s or even T5s to cater for the ever increasing bonehead masses who cant live 1min without their mobile phones or tablets. The same pom-pom waving grogans who frequent NRL games and cheer meatily for their teams to smash into one ‘nother.
The Cro-Magnon meatheads who yell and jeer at the UFC fighters whilst hiding a tiny secret downstairs.
But for now……..LONG LIVE TEST CRICKET!!!!
Aussies lock in XI for first NZ Test as Cummins mulls big toss call
Sure as death and taxes: Smith to get out and look like its everyone elses fault than his own.
Aussies lock in XI for first NZ Test as Cummins mulls big toss call
Frank may have done a 4 month stint inside for tax naughtiness.
🤢 😱 👎 😡 👎
Aussies lock in XI for first NZ Test as Cummins mulls big toss call
Bloke out in Dunedoo just dropped 50K on new zealand.
Geez louise, bloke gonna have a fab trip to spain and europe when he win.
Australia vs New Zealand Test series deserves greater fanfare than a March through autumn clash with footy codes
‘I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.’
Australia vs New Zealand Test series deserves greater fanfare than a March through autumn clash with footy codes
I dont agree with Stoinis but CA are trying to shove him into every format my friend.
Lyon had a turdish summer against rubbish teams. Lord allah help us when he plays vs india or england soon.
Green aka mr overrated needs a big series or bye bye birdie fly home to mommy.
Selectors will then recall Marcus Harris (insert vomitron icon)
Aussies lock in XI for first NZ Test as Cummins mulls big toss call
AUS have been goddamn awful all summer long.
The windies deserved that victory against an arrogant, aged, snarky and overrated XI.
Bravo Windies!
Can NZ repeat the dosage? ABSOLUTELY!!!
NZ to go on a rampage and have Dads Army down 4 or 5 at lunch.
McDonald wont have any hair on his peaches to make a change though!
Australia vs New Zealand Test series deserves greater fanfare than a March through autumn clash with footy codes
You mean Bill………..Frank?
Bancroft
Uzman
Renshaw
Smith
Head (final chance)
Marsh
Carey
Stoinis
Hazelwood
Cummins
Zampa
XII: Neser
Aussies lock in XI for first NZ Test as Cummins mulls big toss call
NZ will still have enough in the shed to beat the AUS dads army.
NZ 1-0 (1 draw due to fowl weather)
Another test loss should force the selectors to make some changes but they wont want to hurt anyones feelings.
Warner rumoured to be on commentary team.
If I wanted to hearing mindless droning I would befriend an air conditioner.
If I wanted to hearing mindless droning I would befriend an air conditioner.
If I wanted to hearing mindless droning I would befriend an air conditioner.
Kiwis lose key man ahead of Australia Test clash
So Cummins aka Mr too scared to make tough decisions, has picked his Mates XI rather than wanting to upset the group.
Smith as opener again (LOL), watch him get skittled like 9 pins.
Uzzy will hold it together in 1 inns and have a turd of a 2nd inns
Marnus is in rubbish form – out of chances
Head doesnt know how to play a test innings
Green will scratch around for 15ish
Marsh is feast or famine
Carey is caring
Starc – dad’s army
cummins – see above
Lyon – dads army
Hoff – Triple M deadset legend
Biggest wishlist: shove smith down the order and get a new opener. If they force green into uzzys role when he retires ill lay an egg.
Aussies lock in XI for first NZ Test as Cummins mulls big toss call
Play the same XI
No smith, no stoinbag, put zampa on alert he will be dropped.
the dads’s army of “pace” bowlers did nothin again!
Bring in some young lads!!
'Special to watch': David's demolition propels Australia to last-ball cliffhanger win after bowlers earn unwanted record
Nah I was thinkin of replacing them with a big, cool, glistening, icy bottle of Portello.
'Special to watch': David's demolition propels Australia to last-ball cliffhanger win after bowlers earn unwanted record
Turns out the oaf didnt check his other rucksack!
All a media hype. What a ham up!
LISTEN: 'You won't get into trouble' - Warner pleas for return of baggy green, makes offer to thieves
That is 2 games in a row now where he has been pummelled into dust.
No stoinis = zampa gets plundered.
Get rid of both of them.
'Special to watch': David's demolition propels Australia to last-ball cliffhanger win after bowlers earn unwanted record
No love for Stoinis boys??
Come on now he is the premier aussie cricketing all round super star!!!!
forget bangers and renny. Stoinis is and always will be the best.
Sure as Portello will flow in the Swan River, Stoinis will remain the best!
Round 8 Sheffield Shield wrap – Who's putting their hand up for an Aussie Test spot?
Thank you Don!
I owe you a Portello next time we meet up in Perth.
Smith's spot under pressure as selection squeeze could mean star batter is surplus to requirements
hahahah amazing
best laugh I’ve had all week. 😂 😂
CA makes Perth call - where and when Australia's blockbuster Tests against India will be played