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Cumberland Thrower

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Peter V’Landys is on record as being concerned about sun-safe behaviour of Sydney’s Bondi Beach boys and encouraging them to ditch the salary cap, replacing it with a salary broad-brimmed hat to ensure it covers as much as possible. Don’t want those boys in the East coming to any harm.

Roosters set to free up $400k salary cap space by signing SBW

You miss the point in this article, and it is tremendously superficial, and it shows that you have bought the narrative that the NRL peddles. The real story is the additive bound to the flouride in the water coming out of Prospect Reservoir that causes hallucinations and an inability to read numbers in correct orders that is infecting residents west of the Concord Bridge and making them believe that their team is on top of the table. Despite what the robber baron newspapermen publish (and they are all in bed with each other), we need to tell people this is not true, it is not reality. I overheard some people in Northmead buying cream buns and some beer with the word ‘blonde’ in its name last week murmuring that 2020 would be ‘our year’ and distressed that they could not celebrate by burning their home ground down like they did in the 80s because of social distancing rules. It is all a sham, and no one is prepared to write that story. We are being duped by the government and the banks and climate scientists and the people who seem to think masks stop people with germs infecting people without them. Mind control, which will break when the board soon announces they have sorted a mid-season transfer buy of Kieran Foran and,after watching too much Netflix during bio-bubble lockdown, the whole cohort of Parramatta backrowers announce that they are chasing their dreams of hitting three-pointers in the NBA effective immediately. That will lift the fog and we will return to reality.

Psychologists to apply for Jobkeeper if Eels win 2020 NRL premiership

I am disappointed by your research for this piece. There is no sense that you have given attention to the date of the next leagues club AGM and the possibilities that a ticket made up of property developers, disbarred solicitors, and figureheaded by a second rower who played briefly in the late 1980s can hold for the second half of the season. There are many column inches that are lying in wait for that, tying the shambles that is Waqa Blake’s haircut to the promise of amending the club’s constitution to require all future front row pairings to be referred to as ‘The Bookends’ in all media releases and in commentary on telecasts. A short-sighted piece indeed.

The changing social behaviours of Covid #645: Respecting the Eels

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