Break away, CS.

Changing kicking rules? Mate, did you even glance at the article? 😂

Scrums are fine, but knocking on or throwing a forward pass turns it into a penalty these days. And we see 2 or 3 or 4 resets first. Scrum rules these days are a total farce.

Get your Adderall’s on the ready. 7 scrums, 7 penalties – Scrum P*rn

Maybe best solution is giving attacking teams the option. Short arm, or uncontested scrum. And just to keep things spicy, let the hookers continue their ball-striking theatrics.

Alternative is the uncontested scrum. Better than tap kick as it delivers on the set piece for backline play. But, seriously, who’s making highlight reels of scrum resets? I’m game for a grass-growing marathon if you are! #RespectTheSetPiece

G’day! Cheers for the lively banter, mate! Looks like we’re on the same team when it comes to keeping footy real, right? Uncontested scrums, a league infection – love the drama! But hey, I reckon you might’ve missed my subtle dance with the scrum gods. I’m all about one-and-done, not a scrum marathon. For medication, mate, I’m thinking we prescribe a solid dose of “get on with it” syrup. ????????

G’day Bliksem! You’ve nailed it, mate, especially on the player welfare front. The CTE class action down in the UK and Ireland is a bloomin’ monster.

But here’s the conundrum: beefing up Aussie rugby with more games is right move, but it’s a bit like opening Pandora’s footy box. More games mean more chances for those sub concussions, and that’s like rolling out the red carpet for CTE.

Now, I’m with you on the player numbers game.

I will say this though, we’re missing those Rugby World Cup final quality sharpshooters. The days of Matt Burke – 1995 and 1999, Elton Flately 2003, and Bernard Foley 2015.

The easiest way to lift Aussie Rugby fortunes is to unearth sharp shooting boots and also the monster boots. Finding the monster boots is easy. Focus on the good old force em back competition at schools and clubs. Reward best kickers in country with Wallabies half time competition and a sweet cash prize.

Super Rugby needs a shake-up, and here’s the plan: first seven games, it’s all square, fair dinkum footy. But then, the top two Aussie teams get to snag the best players from the strugglers – it’s like turbocharging your squad. Since we switched to five teams, Aussie rugby’s been on a bumpy ride, and let’s be honest, Kiwis need stauncher opposition to continue to be world beaters. This new system is about giving our Aussie teams a fighting chance against the Kiwi Super Rugby juggernaut. No more diluted squads, no more copping a hiding. It’s truly ‘Super’ Rugby Australian teams.

Cheers, Lano, good stuff! Now, onto a serious brain teaser, folks. Picture this: Two or three Super Rugby teams, stacked with talent, dominating in Super Pacific Rugby. Or, five teams, spreading the talent thin, and let’s be honest, getting a regular spanking from the Kiwis. Now, I’m all in for fair play with even player caps, but here’s the kicker – only if we shake up the whole Super Rugby system. It’s a real head-scratcher, isn’t it? Beauty of a question, mate! What’s your take?

Arcturus… well said. 100% agree. For mine, Rugby Australia needs to set up a dedicated fund, what I like to call Ring-Fenced Funding for Grassroots Development. They take a slice from the big money pots, making sure a set percentage goes straight into this fund. No more neglecting the local footy scene! This move guarantees a steady flow of cash aimed directly at grassroots initiatives – the local clubs, community programs, and those tiny competitions that make rugby special. It’s like giving a leg up to the future stars, making sure they get the support they need to shine on the big stage. Simple as that, a proactive move to show grassroots footy the love it deserves! Beauty!

G’day, legend! I’m stoked to hear you had a chuckle with my satirical spin on footy talk! It’s like havin’ a laugh at a cockatoo doin’ karaoke – you just can’t resist joinin’ in on the fun!

You know, footy’s a bit like a barbie with mates – it’s all about the good times and takin’ the Mickey out of each other! So let’s keep the banter rollin’, like a rolling scrum down the field!

And remember, mate, footy’s not just about the big hits and fancy plays – it’s about sharin’ a laugh and makin’ memories, like a possum doin’ a handstand! So keep enjoyin’ the game, keep the laughs flowin’, and let’s kick some footy goals together, one satirical piece at a time! Cheers, mate! ????????????

Aw, crikey mate, I hear ya, and we’re just here for a bit of fun, right? But let’s not throw the baby out with the bathwater!
Now, you’re right, switchin’ codes ain’t always a walk in the park. Sam Burgess and RTS gave it a red-hot go, but it was like puttin’ a kangaroo in a tuxedo – it just didn’t quite fit. Fair dinkum, they might’ve been legends in RL, but RU was a different kettle of fish, like teachin’ a crocodile to tap dance!
Agree, spendin’ millions to lure ’em back isn’t the answer, keep them in league, but have them available for Rugby World Cup. First prize. A non-poach agreement between NRL and Rugby Australia. Winner winner chicken snitty. NRL clubs stop players from Union poaching and attract new ones who want to play for Wallabies at Rugby World Cup. Let’s give it a crack and see where it leads, ’cause in the world of footy, anythin’ can happen! Cheers, mate! 😊 Au

Geez, settle down there, champ! You’re right, my article might’ve ruffled a few feathers, but hey, I’ve seen worse – like a drop kick gone wrong! Let’s be honest, NH = No Hope! It’s like trying to teach a wombat to play the didgeridoo – ain’t gonna happen! 😂 But let’s give ’em a fair go and see what kind of shenanigans they come up with at the RWC. It’s gonna be a hoot, I tell ya! ????????????

G’day, mate! You’ve raised a ripper of a point there, no doubt! The Wallabies and All Blacks have seen some bloody successful converts from the NRL, like Brad Thorn, Sonny Bill Williams, Matty Rodgers, Israel Folau, Lote Tuqiri, and our good ol’ mate, Wendell Sailor. Those fellas brought a touch of footy magic to the rugby field, no doubt with a cheeky grin and a wink!

But you’re spot on, cobber! While the NRL has churned out some top-notch talent, we can’t have a full starting 15 filled with ’em. We need a bit of variety to keep the opposition guessin’, right? I mean, picture a 6-foot-8 blindside flanker runnin’ around like a gazelle in NRL, it’d be like watchin’ Bigfoot playin’ touch footy!

And let’s not forget our mate Patrick Carrigan, school captain of GPS school Gregory Terrace with Rugby pedigree – a true leader in his own right! But let’s be fair dinkum here, mate. The Wallabies need some unique athletes that are rarer than a four-leaf clover. Not too many 135kg tight head props strollin’ around the NRL like it’s a Sunday picnic!

If we’re after 6-foot 100kg speed demons, well, we’ve got more of ’em than you can poke a footy at! Those blokes are practically sproutin’ like weeds in Australia!

So, in the end, mate, it’s all about balancin’ the squad with the right mix of talent. We’ll keep enjoyin’ the NRL crossovers, but let’s not forget that the Wallabies need their own breed of athletes to conquer the rugby world. It’s like bringin’ the best of both worlds together – like a Vegemite and Tim Tam sandwich! Tasty and unbeatable! Cheers, mate! ????????

Well, mate, sometimes the powers that be just can’t resist the brilliance of Barry Ballerina charm and wit! It’s like trying to keep a straight face while watchin’ a cheeky Joey Leilua sidestep – it’s simply impossible! But hey, don’t sweat it, champ. Your time to shine will come, and when it does, it’ll be like scorin’ a 90-meter runaway try with a swan dive at the end – pure gold!

Now, I reckon the editors must’ve read my article and thought, “Crikey, we can’t let this gem go unseen!” It’s like trying to hide a kangaroo in your dunny – you just can’t! But no worries, mate. Keep knockin’ on that publication door, and sooner or later, they’ll be beggin’ for more of your banter like footy fans beg for extra time in a nail-biter!

Remember, it’s all about timin’ and a little bit of luck. But until then, just enjoy the show, sit back, and savor the laughs from yours truly, Barry. Cheers, mate! ????????

KCR, your a deadset legend. You’ve given me an epiphany son… 😂 Picture this: a fair dinkum, mutually beneficial non-poach agreement, mate. Those NRL clubs that jump on board are set for a double win, and no, I’m not talking about a chip and a sausage roll. First up, their players get to top up their earnings, and who doesn’t love a few extra bucks in their pocket, eh?
But here’s the real kicker, cob! By joining forces with Rugby Australia, these NRL clubs become an oasis for the best stars in the game, those blokes who dream of not only shreddin’ it on the NRL field but also struttin’ their stuff on the international stage at the Rugby World Cup and Rugby 7’s. Imagine the allure for those gun players who want the dual ability to showcase their skills and passion on both fronts. It’s like gettin’ two tickets to the footy grand final!
And let’s not forget the cherry on top, folks. This kind of partnership could’ve saved the Roosters’ bacon with Joseph-Aukuso Suaalii. No more worries about him gettin’ poached before he’s even had a fair crack at the NRL. With this agreement, clubs can have their cake and eat it too, keeping their top talents while still lettin’ ’em shine on the biggest stages.
So there ya have it, KCR. A partnership like this is a ripper for everyone involved. Players get more moolah and international glory, while NRL clubs can hang onto their stars and attract new ones. It’s a win-win situation, and I reckon it’s time for these clubs to take the leap and dive into this fair dinkum opportunity with Rugby Australia. Let’s make it happen, and let the good times roll!

Ah, the sadness factory strikes again, mate! Gold Coast Suns seem to have a knack for botching things up, and Stuart Dew’s departure is no exception. The poor bloke joins the club’s growing list of coaches who’ve walked away with their tails between their legs, leaving behind a trail of disappointment. It’s like the Suns are in a never-ending quest to find the perfect coach, but it seems as elusive as a footy bouncing off the goalpost. The Gold Coast footy scene is a wild ride, my friend, and it looks like the Suns are stuck on a rollercoaster they can’t seem to get off. Hang on tight! ????????

Ah, Billy Slater, the bloke who’s living the dream, mate! He’s got more side gigs than a circus performer on a trampoline! He’s frolicking in the footy world, dabbling in the horse racing scene, making fitness apps, and probably giving life advice to dolphins on the side. This fella has cracked the code, combining his passions with a fat paycheck. It’s like winning the lottery and finding a five-dollar note on the ground, all rolled into one. No wonder he’s telling NRL coaching offers to take a hike. Who needs the headache of coaching when you can have it all? Billy, mate, teach us your secret to having the perfect gig!

Mate, you make a solid point! Drawing in a crowd of over 18k during an Origin-impacted round is impressive for the Titans. But when it comes to stadium location, you’re absolutely right. They had a blank canvas to work with, and they could’ve hit the bullseye. Just imagine the game day atmosphere in Broadbeach or Southport, right next to Surfers Paradise! Robina’s getting there, but it’s like slowly sipping a latte when you could be downing a frothy pint. Cheers to missed opportunities, guru! ????????️

Mate, you’ve hit the nail on the head! The Gold Coast Suns’ jerseys look like Granny’s gone wild with a surf lifesaving flag cutter, and the Gold Coast Titans are rocking those Flight Centre Fiji shirts like they’re ready for a beach vacation. Gold jersey. Just add some black shorts, and they’ll be singing “Black and Gold” all the way to the try line! Love your style, legend! ????????