Why Van Humphries’ selection makes us happy
By Garth Hamilton, 16 Oct 2010 Garth Hamilton is a Roar Expert
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Nationalism divides as it unifies. I am, you aren’t, that sort of thing. It serves us well in times when we need to be together but ends its useful service somewhere between the Cronulla Riots and the Walkabout Pub.
If we can contain it to the sporting grandstands that’s probably a good thing.
My mate tells a wonderful story about how after the 2003 world cup game between New Zealand and Tonga, Reuben Thorne, the then All Black captain, bailed up a lout in a Kiwi jersey who was brawling on Caxton street.
“When you’re wearing that jersey you’re representing your country,” Thorne told him. National pride should always be harnessed by that sort of example.
The Chilean response to the rescue of their miners last week was national pride at its most fervent. Euphoria of the type displayed by men and women in the streets of Santiago who shared little more than elected government with the miners is hard to deride.
Indeed, why should they not feel proud of the collective efforts of their countrymen and women.
Chile is a nation on the rise, a very rapid rise in fact from rather more terrible conditions than most western countries have experienced. Perhaps their pride is more a result of what they have overcome than what they have achieved.
What does it matter? It was a literally uplifting story that struck a particular chord with me due to my own time underground in the gold fields of Orange and Parkes.
These little personal links with a news story make them all the more real. When the news is good news you can’t help but share a little in the celebrations and turn a little smile inward upon your own memories.
Perhaps this is why the news of Van Humphries’ selection in the Wallaby touring squad has been so well received amongst Australian rugby supporters.
This is in no way to suggest that his form isn’t the key factor in either his selection or our response to it. Van the Man outplayed every other Australian lock in the Super 14 series this year and most supporters know it.
Neither is this an attempt to suggest that Humphries is anything but professional. That he is able to produce the best rugby of his career at the age of 34 attests to the commitment to fitness and improvement he demands of himself.
But something in me, and I suspect many other amateur and armchair supporters, finds it so much easier to identify with Humphries than some of the rest of the squad.
Take Dean Mumm, for example.
If I happened to run into Van in a pub right now I would insist upon funding his inebriation and then promptly update my facebook status with witty recollections of my night out with the greatest soon-to-be Wallaby ever lol.
I wouldn’t do the same if it was Mumm.
There’s more to it than just Humphries’ age. Its also more than just his chance at the incredible achievement of being the Wallabies oldest debutante.
Like an actor perfectly cast and directed, Van fits the role of what I want a Wallaby to be. Unpretentious, unpampered. Tough without needing to make a show about it he looks exactly like a bloke from Moree should.
He’s not got there the easy way either. Call him a journeyman, I’d call him a survivor. From the Reds to the Waratahs then back again, he went across the ditch to North Harbour, all the way over to Italy, halfway back to Japan, home to Queensland and all the while he keeping the fire going.
For ten years he did what he had to do and he did it so far below the Wallaby selector’s radar that he must have carried more than enough doubts in his kit bag.
This is why Van appeals. Very few of us get life handed to us on a plate. We try, we fail, we find another way. We get disappointments, we get over them. We have dreams and sometimes we dare to put in the hard work to make them come true.
In this way we share something with Humphries that players who go straight from schools, to academies, to representative rugby seem to miss out on. Maybe it is only in our perception but in the growing ‘us and them’ relationship between elite sportsmen and their supporters, Van feels more one of us than them.
I sincerely hope he gets a test cap on the end of season tour and, on a much smaller scale than the Chileans, I will share in a sort of national pride that a bloke like Van, at the tail end of such a career, still has enough fight in him to do justice to the Australian jersey.
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October 16th 2010 @ 7:37am
Crashy said | October 16th 2010 @ 7:37am | Report comment
agree this a good story. His fired up speech (caught on TV after the win vs the Chiefs) about how they were going to massacre the Western Force shows that the fire in the belly is burning brightly.
October 16th 2010 @ 8:47am
Hoy said | October 16th 2010 @ 8:47am | Report comment
I like Van for the fact that he is not pretending to be anything but a hard grafting second rower. He is not a super ball carrier, ball player etc. He gets into the rucks, he pushes in scrums, he jumps in lineouts. He is not pretty, he is not cool. He is fantastic.
October 16th 2010 @ 9:12am
Rockin Rod said | October 16th 2010 @ 9:12am | Report comment
Awesome write up. I think he will get his cap and hold onto that spot. The two old blocks in the second row,Sharpe and Humphries, i would love to see that
October 16th 2010 @ 10:48am
LeftArmSpinner said | October 16th 2010 @ 10:48am | Report comment
Garth, a romantic piece and with an element of truth to it, even if a bit emotional. But, we all love an underdog. maybe it was the time he spent in Europe hardening up under the greater quantity of rugby and weight od competitive pressure that comes from an open market for players.
anyway, he has played the house down, but lets not get carried away. Youngsters Simmons and Douglas are also very handy, and are big guys rather than pumped up 6′s like Mumm. It is very disappointing for Caldwell too. he has been battling an non rugby related illness for more than 12 months and will miss the 2011 season. Then there is Kimblin and Hocking and even some of the big locks out of Syd grade like Hugh Pyle.
October 16th 2010 @ 1:28pm
King of the Gorgonites said | October 16th 2010 @ 1:28pm | Report comment
Just a note on Kimlin. He has joined the Exter Chiefs for a 3 month stint. I have not been able to ascertain whether he intedns to stay beyond this if he can, of if he will play the 2011 SuperRugby season. Will be disappointing if we dont see him back here next year.
On another note. Great to see the Chiefs doing well. Great to see a top flight team back in the deep South West of England.
October 17th 2010 @ 5:55pm
Harry said | October 17th 2010 @ 5:55pm | Report comment
I read he will be back for the S15. He was disappointing playing for the Beasties in club competition, but may have still been regaining fitness.
Good on him for going to the UK. Certainly might be useful if we comes back match-hardened.
October 16th 2010 @ 11:14am
Jiggles said | October 16th 2010 @ 11:14am | Report comment
Fantastic for Van and fantastic for Australian Rugby. This is what we need in the second row, and in the forwards as well. Van for PM!
October 16th 2010 @ 5:51pm
Colin N said | October 16th 2010 @ 5:51pm | Report comment
Great story but the guy’s 34! What if he plays and is woeful – just another wasted selection from Deans.
October 16th 2010 @ 7:48pm
Rockin Rod said | October 16th 2010 @ 7:48pm | Report comment
gee Colin you can say that about everyone making their debut. You dont know until you try. Good luck Van. You will kill it
October 20th 2010 @ 11:41am
warrenexpatinnz said | October 20th 2010 @ 11:41am | Report comment
Colin, Deans selection of Humphries is aimed at maybe putting all locks on notice that if you perform you will get a shot and for some of the younger wannabes seeing a 34 year old out play them and get picked before them will be a bloody big wake up. You also then have the factor of his experience with Sharpe, Humphries and possibly Vickerman now all able to partner and guide a younger guy up and through and with the lock position that is a bloody handy thing to have.
October 16th 2010 @ 8:06pm
jameswm said | October 16th 2010 @ 8:06pm | Report comment
I agree with Colin (for once) – sorry to spoil the love-in but it’s a wasted selection, when you’ve got a 20yo (Kane Douglas) with equal or better form who could benefit from the experience.
Those rating Van over Chis and Mumm – you’re comparing Van’s Super form with Chis and Mumm’s efforts against the ABs – hardly a fair comparison in anyone’s language.
Van is a solid Super player long in the tooth and that’s it. I remember him playing for the Tahs – he was a complete dud. Like Justin Harrison but without the lineout skill.
October 16th 2010 @ 8:42pm
cruyff turn said | October 16th 2010 @ 8:42pm | Report comment
There’s an absolutely priceless You Tube clip of Van the Man revving up the Reds. Enjoy!
October 17th 2010 @ 4:57pm
johnny-boy said | October 17th 2010 @ 4:57pm | Report comment
Underestimating Super-Van would be a big mistake. If he only manages to keep Mumm as a reserve 6 it will be worth it . His desire to prove himself and make the most of his probably once in a lifetime opportunity will be priceless, as was his contribution to the Reds. he just needs to be careful not to overreach. If he just does his thing, with feeling and wee bit more, we’ll all be weeping. The only thing holding this Wallaby team back will be Deans. Genia and Cooper need to grab this team by the testicles and say lets do it our way, cos Deans aint helping and subconsciously may not be wanting too. It’s our only hope. Otherwise this is gonna be a pain in the backside next 12 months and end in 4 years of almost a complete waste of time trying to be like Kiwis. The writing is on the wall (as it was for NZ rugby and the cotton wool club) but supporters foolishly assume the coach always knows best, despite numerous instances in history demonstrating this is often wrong due to ego or not being able to see the big picture from the inside.
It’s up to the players now to rescue Australian rugby, given John O’Neill’s fawning obsession to try to ‘be just like the Kiwis’ (suck crawl grovel) and handing over success and pride in Australian rugby to being – we couldnt have done without a Kiwi coach. (Grinding of teeth at John O’Neill trying to make australians second rate cowards)
October 18th 2010 @ 9:57am
Terry Kidd said | October 18th 2010 @ 9:57am | Report comment
I reckon Van has earnt his spot because we need another line out leader at the moment and he is the best available plus his form was pretty damn good. I know that Douglas and Simmons are pretty good young locks but they don’t yet have the set piece knowledge or experience that Van holds in his kick.
There is time for the young bucks so by all means lets make use of Van right now.
On another thought …. Piri Weepu’s broken ankle is a huge blow for the ABs …. Hong Kong in 2 weeks … can’t wait.
October 19th 2010 @ 2:22pm
kovana said | October 19th 2010 @ 2:22pm | Report comment
Any news on ticket sales at all for the Bledisloe Cup now?
Have sales picked up… I wonder if the people upstairs have been selling the tickets to the wrong crowd.
Hearing lots of complaints about people wanting TICKETS only.. But they are being forced to buy ‘packages’ etc.
Also heard that the tickets are not available overseas…