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Fire up Sportsfans! It’s time to have your ears assaulted, your mind pummelled and your values and ethics stretchered off the field. We’re going to hunt as a pack and tackle the big issues. You’ve hit a gap hard, lines are about to be crossed and now we’re lining you up for conversion to: The High Shot!
- Member Since:
- May 2012
- Based In:
- Brisbane
- Favourite Sporting Team:
- Brisbane Broncos
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- Cricket, League,
Latest Articles
NRL digital reporting – my audition
10 May 2013Those of you who’ve been following my journalistic career in rugby league closely – which is presumably all of you – know that I’m not only talented and integrified, I’m also unemployed. This situation is certainly very strange but I suppose a complete lack of journalistic experience or any kind of credibility must count against [...]
SBW’s pectoral benched
5 Mar 2013It has been revealed that Roosters star recruit Sonny-Bill Williams’s pectoral muscle will be rested for the NRL’s much-anticipated Thursday night blockbuster against the Rabbitohs. Speaking from its home inside Williams’s shirt, the fast-twitch soft-tissue told us it was “99% right”. This was literally true, being located on the right side of Williams’s chest. “I’m [...]
The NRL Witch is "doing a great job"
28 Feb 2013The NRL is standing behind its controversial appointment of an evil witch to its most senior mystic’s role. Lilith Gruntfuttock – “Filthy Lil” as she’s known to her friends and enemies – was hired in 2009 on a trial basis by then CEO David Gallop to “advise the NRL on the black arts”. The 164-year-old [...]
Who'd be a sports fan?
22 Feb 2013What a wretched few weeks it’s been for Aussie sports fans. We have copped a battering from the collective might of Government ministers, the ACC, ASADA and a delighted media who’ve stopped at nothing to exploit every “possibly” and “potentially” they can lay their scabrous hands on. The investigation is presumably ongoing and is possibly [...]
Doping fallout: new evidence emerges
14 Feb 2013As the nation continues to reel back, stunned and bruised, battered and shattered, souls torn apart and trampled into the blood-soaked dust, dreams scorched and drowned and shot and stabbed, forever, I have forgotten the point of this sentence. The fallout from Australia’s Darkest Day In Sport (ADDIS) continues to fall out. This reporter has [...]
Time for a change in NRL marketing
7 Feb 2013The 2013 NRL season is almost upon us. We fans can’t wait to see the first kick-off of the year. We’ll be on the edge of our seats watching the first hit-up and we’ll settle back when the ref awards our team’s first try. In the interim we can expect to start to see promotional [...]
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