Anyone who’s watched Hawthorn matches commentated by Channel Seven’s Bruce McAvaney knows the man loves to talk up his the ‘delicious’ skills of Cyril Rioli.
Sure, Rioli is a great player, but McAvaney’s descriptions of the footballer at times, sounds like a stalker who should really have a restraining order placed on him.
Against Port Adelaide, Rioli flew high for what would have been an amazing mark. Bruce immediately called it better than Paul Puopolo’s earlier in the game before the mark had even been paid by the umpire.