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The Bombers trained to play exciting footy fellas not this rugby crap! If I wanted to watch that I’d lose my neck and go live in one of those God awful cities like Brisbane blokes! Fair dinks, Gilligan has a lot to answer for. Instead of having cosy fireside lunches with Clarko so he can coerce you into changing rules to allow Hawthorn to pinch another flag Gilligan how about focussing on your job fella! Sort out this stoppage madness killing our great game! The Bombers would be on top this year except for this flooding gone to new levels. Roos, Eade and Brendan “the small one in lord of the rings” Bolton have a lot to answer for!
Notes from a humbug: AFL Round 8
Third year Uni student puts you at around 21-22 AD and your Mum still washes your undies fella! At 22 I had already spent 7 years in the mines and was buying my second house! Started my first business at 23 fella! The point is bloke your generation just stay at home, you’ll still be there at 30! wheres my clean undies Mum!
Six hot takes from AFL Round 8
I tried, Walt Disnick wouldnt take it on! PING! there goes GAzza’s hammy! Will look forward to reading your thoughts next week Cat after the Bombers defy your rugby coach to knock you guys over!
Six hot takes from AFL Round 8
Bahhhahhaaaa! Good one Slane! Cat conveniently forgets his side was a bigger disgrace than Richmond! Richmond 37 years – Geelong 44 years while the Bombers racked up flags, Says it all about those clubs.
Six hot takes from AFL Round 8
Doesn’t surprise me in any way with you AD! Mum still washes your undies too i reckon! fair dinkum you generation have no idea still living home with Mum at 34! get your own life in order bloke before you start having a crack at big harry!
Six hot takes from AFL Round 8
its round 8 clowns! Dont you remember the Swans coming back from 0-6! We will beat these rugby teams playing crap footy! We will show you how footy is played! Here we go Woosha! Lets end their misery and start the Bomber climb!
Why have the Bombers gone backwards in 2018?
You lot are funny blokes. Here’s a tip fellas! Its round 8. Do you happen to remember the Swans last year starting 0-6 then making it deep into finals? Well, here we go….see the Bombers fly up, up! to win the premiership flag! Woosha started the season trying to play positive footy but Clarkson, Longmire, Scott and Co decided to play rugby this year. Then the jockey Bolton got on board! Fair dinkum blokes Carlton have had what one win in 25 years! Doesn’t change a thing. Bombers WILL be top 4 and the Blues still should be booted out to the VFA blokes! In October, I’ll be donning my smallest tightest budgies in october and watching the Bombers beat Port in the 2018 GF over and over while you lot cry into your tissues. Fair dinkum blokes I reckon 80% of you still live off your mums internet! Bombers to start our climb this week against those slow hammy pingers at the cattery! Ill be on the Wing row 4 and will hear Garrys hammy ping from there blokes! As for Duckwood, fair dinkum fellas give me a spell. The most overrated ducker in the history of the game!!!!!
Six hot takes from AFL Round 8
Even Carlton fans ringing SEN this morning to say they got the rub of the green with the umpire clowns. Was a game we would have won without some truly terrible decisions.
Six hot takes from AFL Round 8
The most disgraceful umpiring in the history of the game points to a conspiracy against the Bombers. Clearly the AFL persecution of our great club has not finished. Not only were we persecuted for years without any evidence we are now clearly feeling the mandate of Gilligan to the umpires to make life as hard as it can be for the Bombers. A impartial investigation MUST be launched and I’m happy to fund it! A disgrace! Stand up Gilligan and address what you have done to our great game in allowing the game to become rugby! Then admit the umpires have been given a directive to make the Bombers life impossible!
Carlton Blues vs Essendon Bombers: AFL live scores, blog, highlights
Will enjoy being back on the winners list this week! Yep blokes, we get a bye with the 4 points this week! That is, anyone who plays the VFA side called Carlton hardly has to show up to get the points! Seriously fellas, we could have half a dozen frothies for each player before the bounce and still win by 8 goals! Can’t wait to hear the excuses from those blinkered blokes in denial! Macca and Col get out your tissues fellas, Bombers by 90 resulting in the sacking of Brendan “don’t shoot me out of a cannon” Bolton! Beep Beep, that is all folks!
2018 AFL season: Round 8 preview
Here’s my tip! Paul Roos shut up and butt out of our club you dill! Ironically Roos bags the Bombers performances which are ALL because of scrum footy invented by Paul Roos! One flag in a miserable playing and coaching career says it all Roos! Go get an easy stat fella!
Free advice for Essendon and St Kilda: Don't lose your heads
The cracks are appearing already at Richmond! Arrogant Rance claims “We don’t want Lynch!!!!” Oh boy, this will be fun watching the wheels come off the Tiger train. 37 years to do anything is a national disgrace. Should have been booted out of the comp years ago!
Richmond closing in on unprecedented AFL first
Who cares about any of this. There is only ONE stat that counts folks and it is this one.
Most premierships in the competition.
Essendon 16
Carlton 16.
Now, Carlton are a short pass away from being booted to the VFA so it is clearly the Bombers who are the most successful club in the land. Before you bleat rubbish about the VFL-AFL, blah blah, give Gilligan, the CEO of the AFL a call at AFL house and he will confirm it for you. The record stands. The Bombers are number one.
The best two clubs of the AFL era (and no, neither is Hawthorn)
FACT: Milne hesitated for a second in the 2010 GF instead of attacking the footy! I use the Milne incident to highlight to my young blokes what NOT to do. I have a poster of Milne standing by that ball in the dying seconds and I wrote across it, “NEVER HESITATE”! Cost them a flag over the filth. He who hesitates is lost said a great man, probably me come to think of it.
A sorry state of affairs at St Kilda
it’s simple blokes! let footy be played the way Woosha coaches! He coaches pure footy the way it should be played to attract fans, not the rubbish put forth by Horse Longmire, copied by Clarkson and Bolton! Adjudicate Gilligan at the AFL! get the game back as it should be played Gilligan!
AFL’s state of the game: A couple of easy changes will make all the difference
Crows will take confidence from arrogant Rance claiming he doesn’t want Lynch. The cracks are appearing! Now if the Crows could find a new coach, not one who sat on his hands with eyes like a roo in big Harry’s spotlight for the entire GF and failed to make a single move.
Should we believe in the Adelaide Crows in 2018?
Let alone having the Crows coach on the Richmond payroll! Fair dinks not one bloke in here can name me a single move Pyke made. Can you believe that? watching a GF slip away and failing to make a single move? Fact is Matty one flag in 37 years deserves no respect, shame yes, respect no.
Can anyone catch the runaway Richmond?
Hey Neil I bet you enjoyed those years between being a 14 year old boy and turning 51 bloke! 37 years as the worst side in the competition is not excused by one lucky flag where you played all your games at home then had Don Pyke put in the worst coaching performance in AFL grand final history to hand you the flag! 37 years maaaaatttee that’s disgraceful. I mean bloke you went through all your 20’s, 30’s and 40’s without a flag champ! Bahahahhhbahhhahhaaa! Beep! Round two to the big H!
Can anyone catch the runaway Richmond?
The only “issue” affecting the Bombers is Gilligan at the AFL allowing the game to become rugby. Woosha is trying to make us an exciting team to watch but the rolling scrums are a disgrace! Gilligan will be remembered as the CEO who allowed our game to be destroyed!
Persistent issues continue to mar Saints and Bombers' seasons
A little reminder to all you Richmond blokes with your shiny new scarves. Where you been hiding past 37 years blokes! Fair dinkum, with a 37 year wait between flags you ought to be hiding a bit more. 37 years!!!!!!!!!! Disgrace!
Can anyone catch the runaway Richmond?
You know blokes in suburban footy there is always a side who is uncompetitive, ugly to watch, not up to standard and full of excuses. Well, I hate to tell you Macca and Co but in the AFL we now have that side in Caaaaarlton! Honestly, I heard jack Elliott the other day say he can’t even watch his club anymore. That it is a disgrace what has happened to them. I agree Jack. Seriously, mercy rule Macca, throw the towel in bloke you are KO’d!
Seven hot takes from AFL Round 7
Righto blokes it’s time for Gilligan and the Skipper, Mary Ann and Ginger, the three stooges and the Marx brothers who are running the AFL to step in and stop this rot! The game has got to a stage where the administration needs to act! The ONLY reason the Bombers are not top 4 is because Gilligan has sat on his hands and watched Brendan Bolton, Clarko, Horse Longmire and Co make the game become a rugby scrum! Fair dinkum blokes, if I wanted to watch the no neck grunts charge at each other I’d move to Bondi where I could wear my budgies down the beach every day! Act now Gilligan or waatch the game dissolve away before your eyes unit!!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!
Seven hot takes from AFL Round 7
Come off it Don! The bloke had a few too many beers at the xmas function and said something “in apppropriate” – own up Rossy! Own your mistakes chum! Freo downhill from here Don, nothing but bad stories from freo this year, culture problem!
West Coast is flying high once again, but the test begins now
Well that was 5 minutes Ill never get back! Utter tripe! You blokes are so reactionary! Cue a=the article that the Bombers are back after we destroy the hamstring Hawks by 48!
Bombers’ mediocrity a sobering reality post-supplements saga rollercoaster
Sold my first three business actually fellas before settling on one that allowed me regular trips to the Phillipines, Bali, Jakarta, Singapore and KL! Now I pretty much oversee my managers which is why I am so knowledgeable about footy fellas! As for AD, good luck to you young fella but its not until you get out on your own that you realy learn about yourself as a man. look at Paul D still living with mum at 37!
Six hot takes from AFL Round 8