Excuse me Sir Alex Ferguson, but who died and left you spokesperson for the respectable dressing rooms association. Don’t get me wrong, I’m impressed you can fork out a sentence amidst grinding your teeth on a packet of Wrigley’s and crossing your arms, but please, get off your high horse.
Ferguson lashed out at Fulham’s home ground overnight, labelling their facilities “an absolute disgrace” no less than eight months after their last visit to the Londoners.
When interviewed, Ferguson drew attention to the size of the dressing room, with no more then “eight square yards” to be had.
Manchester United has had to cope with “disgraceful” facilities this season according to Ferguson who advised the league to implement stricter regulations.
What? The other grounds aren’t made out of gold either Sir Alex? What a crying shame.
Now that Ronaldo has gone, how long do you need to spend in a dressing room? I’d hazard a guess that you get changed, listen in on the team talk and then go play a game of football.
I don’t know what you’re complaining about; I get changed each morning in a bathroom no bigger then a few meters square.
Sir Alex Ferguson needs to understand that each stadium is unique, that includes the size of its dressing rooms. Craven Cottage has been near untouched for years to maintain its history, unlike Old Trafford that’s seen more facelifts than Joan Rivers.
Before you go prodding holes in the media image of our club Sir Alex, think about what you’re complaining about. A small change room hardly constitutes a “disgrace”, but your reaction to it certainly does.
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