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Good luck tonight, Aussies. As your Kiwi mates, especially after you lost to us, we won’t let you get it wrong again. We’ve got some tips.
Here are 10 tips to help the Wallabies win against Wales tonight:
1. Beware of Wayne Barnes; he is apt to not seeing forward passes.
2. The Kiwi nation is cheering you as ANZACs. We play to win against you but are blood brothers when others do.
3. Quade, apologise for past misdemeanours, lift the head and play your natural game. We don’t hate you, only arrogance and cheap shots. They will cheer your every move otherwise.
4. Run, run, run the ball for eighty minutes; don’t kick the bloody thing.
5. Believe in and follow Nathan’s leadership and give Sharpey his century to remember.
6. Keep onside to prevent opposition opportunity goal kicks.
7. Play as a team of talented individuals not as individuals that have talent.
8. Believe in Robbie and his game plan, he really is cut up that you have not made it this time.
9. David Pocock, stay on your feet, stay focused and scavenge. You are so good when you do.
10. Temper the win exuberance and be gracious and humble in winning.
To our ANZAC cousins, best wishes and support from four million Kiwis. We are rootin’ for yer!
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