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69′
The Waratahs are looking dangerous here. A Hooper break leads to some basketball hands which leads to Folau flopping over the line – but he’s held up. Peyper calls it back for an offisde though, so Tahs still have it
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
65′
Loads of subs, TPN’s off after making a full game without being injured once, and Louisi’s on for someone or other too. Haven’t kept track with Crusaders changes.
There’s a double knockon, so we have Waratahs feed on halfway
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
64′
TRY!!! Waratahs (Guildford)
Take that, haters! That’s probably what Zac Guildford is thinking. After begging for the ball from Lucas, Guildford makes the most of a gap and sprints in the weird way that he does all the way to the right corner.
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
63′
The Waratahs are somehow managing to keep pressure on the Crusaders – they’ve had two lineouts deep in their territory in a row, both coming off kicks out on the full.
Everyone’s subbing now, Dagg Phipps and Ryan have come off
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
Ugh. Sorry. Too many Scottish people in NZ
Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
61′
TRY!!! Crusaders (Taufua)
It was always going to happen. Taufua flops underneath the post after a few phases.
BP Try for the Crusaders
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
57′
Thank god there’s some resets – my heart’s pounding!
So what happened was McKenzie broke, with someone or other in support to his right. Horne was chasing. Phipps and Robinson caught up. McKenzie passes it outside to his support, but Horne knocks that down. The ball goes back to McKenzie, who soccers it back inside, but Robinson swoops down on that. He’s got Phipps in support, but he’s ingoal and it’s too dangerous. He tries to get out but is pinned down.
We’ve had two penalties in a row, but Peyper hasn’t said anything about cynical play. One was called because the ball couldnt get out of the ruck
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
55′
Oh my lord. So the Waratahs are hammering away, really close to the Crusaders line. The defence is holding, but a flashy inside switch to Folau is knocked on.
The Crusaders jump out, and plan to clear it out. But Mo’unga, close to getting chopped down, passes in the try area to Dagg, who passes it right to McKenzie (everyone just skipping past tackles) who finds himself in a 2 v 1 situation against Rob Horne. So, he runs all the way down the field, and a kick in goal (Robinson and Phipps catch up) results in Reece Robinson getting tackled in goal, so 5m scrum to the Crusaders
Ay Yai Yai
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
52′
I’d love to see the lineout stats. The Waratahs have another one, after a counterattack from the Crusaders runs out,
Anyway, a nice maul from the Tahs is pulled down so there’s another opportunity to catch the ball up on high 22m out.
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
51′
After a spilled pass is pounced on, the Tahs manage to pin the Crusaders back into their half. However, a lineout coming from a Dagg clearance is lost by the Tahs. Pretty average throws
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
49′
I dunno why people hate kicking so much in rugby. Sometimes it’s nice to see shoe skirmish. Anyway, this one ends with a lineout for the Tahs 40m from their line
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
47′
The Waratahs are being a bit more patient in defence now, and it pays off after Moody spills the pill inside the Tahs 22.
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
44′
The Crusaders counter attack again, after the Waratahs clear the ball they win from their own feed, and a chip kick from the incisive McKenzie is claimed by Phipps.
The cleared ball lineout is won by the Crusaders who grab a penalty from the maul.
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
43′
Wahey! What’s this? The Waratahs win a lineout (their own though) and actually make some dangerous metres – 60m perhaps? In only a few phases. However the attack comes to a disappointing end as an absent scrummie means Ellis soccer kicks the loose ruck ball away, and the Crusaders turn it over. Thankfully, a forward pass in the counter attack ends that for the Crusaders
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
41′
Aight, we have kickoff. It’s not raining atm.
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
That’s why I don’t like stats. They’re like salt, they add to the main meal but can’t be one by themselves
Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
Coming into this game, it looked apparent to everyone that the Crusaders would comfortably beat the Waratahs.
So far, that’s what’s been on.
However, the rain makes everything interesting. It brings the Crusaders down to Tahs level (hehe). The thing about NZ rugby, as always compared to Australian rugby, is that they take their chances. That’s definitely happened tonight, so far. They’ve also had their luck about them – Read smashing Phipps before the line and popping the ball out – but as wise people like my boy Rugby Tragic like to say, you make your own luck,
It’s been a bit hard to point out any individuals, such has been the fully hectic nature of the game, but Phipps as machpants mentioned below, has to regather himself both on a discipline basis and a distribution basis.
Here’s the halftime theme song:
Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
He’s playing back I thiink, given the amount of kicks tonight
Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
40′ HALFTIME
A nice little bout of kicking and running goes nowhere, except bring us to a close.
What do you fellas think? I’m off to get some pants on, tell us your halftime review in the meantime
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
39′
Phipps has been done for being off his feet…now there’s a Crusaders lineout on halfway.
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
37′
Ha! With an onrushing Waratahs kickoff chase, Cane (?) was held in the air for an extra second by his prop to avoid a tackle.
Anyway, the clearance kick from the following is charged into touch by Dennis
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
35′
TRY!!! Crusaders (Mo’unga)
Seems all good.
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
35′
TRY??? Crusaders (Mo’unga)
Mo’unga finds himself in a lot of space, and goes over for a pretty easy try. There’s something or other going on, and Mo’unga goes for the cheeky TMO skipping drop goal. Peyper doesn’t like it though…
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
35′
This is nuts. So far there’s been more offsides than Richie McCaw’s entire career (stat not verified). Even Peyper just forget his mark after calling it back after playing advantage.
Anyway, after a lot of to and fro, the Crusaders have a lineout on the Tahs 22
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet
71′
The Tahs lose the ball after Taavao (!!) tries to offload it. However the clearance doesn’t go far. The Tahs on the attack again…except no, their lineout ain’t too good.
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Crusaders vs Waratahs highlights: Crusaders punish the Waratahs in the wet