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All Blacks...I think they're really cool. They are from New Zealand. "Living and dying we feed the fire" What does that mean?!? I keep hearing those words! Now I want to scream those words in a designer suite, wearing my beanie, climbing over a wall entering the Roar office unannounced !! ?

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I doubt it. I back the All Blacks to do better than parity on set piece.

'S--t Richie': Ireland embracing 'biggest challenge in rugby' against 'hurting' All Blacks in RWC QF after THAT sledge

And that’s what makes it possible. Everything is going Irelands way, a surprise seems imminent. 😱 🥊

'S--t Richie': Ireland embracing 'biggest challenge in rugby' against 'hurting' All Blacks in RWC QF after THAT sledge

I believe we will win. It’s the very first time ever the All Blacks go into a RWC game as underdogs. The occasion is bigger for Ireland. The pressure is immense. I feel the All Blacks will do what other teams have done to them in knock out RWC matches. Ryan and Schmidt will astutely make the plans. Ireland were awesome against Scotland but I wonder if the analysis will bring them down. Their bench looked poor. Without Sexton they looked lost. SA monstered their line out and scrum. Frizzel is back J Barrett and hopefully LF is there and gets on early. AB’s are the only team that can destroy a team in 20 minutes.
I hope it’s a southern hemisphere ref. We lose 12 points if it’s Barnies.
Blue pill or yellow? The sublime or the rhyme?…Ireland are going down the rabbit hole to find the darkness, free of ego, waiting for its prey.
Schmidt is the key. I’m unsure where Cane fits. Personally I’d have Savea as captain and Whitelock as back up. The All Blacks have the better prep physically and mentally. They have to take it and restore their mana. Go deep without the ego, deeply at one with playing for Aotearoa and the All Blacks will win. 👍 😊 😱 🥊

'S--t Richie': Ireland embracing 'biggest challenge in rugby' against 'hurting' All Blacks in RWC QF after THAT sledge

It will be close, but I feel the All Blacks may just do it. 👍 👍 👍 😊

17 STRAIGHT! Ireland smash Scotland to set up quarter-final vs All Blacks, sweat on Aussie Mack

They fake it to make it. Wind the clock down like a clown. I want graceful rugby cuz

DMac delivers iconic World Cup moment as All Blacks charge into quarters - but big concerns over injured props

It would be wicked. More value. The promotion/relegation fans loves but not the sponsors or clubs because they can drop down and lose value. It’s not always about them eh?! F+k to the man !
Personally I would change the interchange rule and make it three changes only, and make the defence line go back 5 metres. It would open up the game and display more skill.

DMac delivers iconic World Cup moment as All Blacks charge into quarters - but big concerns over injured props

It’s been too drawn out. It needs be quicker. That way it tests the strategy and depth of a squad. Then Ireland and SA take fake injury breaks. It’s getting too close to gridiron! A Tier 2 comp played at the same time. A relegation/promotion and speed the comp and game up. These easy games aren’t the best huh?

DMac delivers iconic World Cup moment as All Blacks charge into quarters - but big concerns over injured props

What it shows to me is the AB’s can tear anyone apart in 20 minutes. They can be inconsistent. With positions like 6 and 12 and starting props the next in line is real downgrade especially 6 and 12. The AB’s need them healthy. Without J Barrett and Frizell the dynamics change too much. On their day they can beat anyone. If Ireland get shunted in the scrum and loose in the LO the All Blacks will take them down. If Ireland get parity in the set piece then they’ll be favourites but only by small margins. I feel the All Blacks can get them at set piece, and take the game.

Mamma Mia! All Blacks almost hit a ton against Italy to make World Cup statement as Smith scores hat-trick

I slept in and missed the beginning, damz it. I recently got invited to a Hansen and Gretel play, and that seemed pretty weird after the Steve Hansen saga. I was perusing a rare cassette tape but my plans were interrupted.
But I did see the second half and man they were good! The scrum was lethal. If they play Ireland, their LO and scrum will be targeted. Without their props, J Barret and Frizzel the AB’s can look weak. But then it changed and they were sleek! Suddenly the hope is back. As for the Hansen and Gretel play, I dunno’. If I go I may sneak into the chorus.

Mamma Mia! All Blacks almost hit a ton against Italy to make World Cup statement as Smith scores hat-trick

Your best players weren’t there. Experienced players are always needed at the RWC. Surely history shows that? And it’s really emotionally huge on the players that missed. It will take a while to resolve those emotions….maybe if ever, but I hope they do.
Steve Hansen lost the ‘19 RWC because he went too new. New with a bit of ego is the worst thing for a RWC.

Eddie Jones should be celebrated not booed: Why the worst thing RA could do is sack the Wallabies coach

That’s right Kenneth, two of them found in Mexico. Link below, you may have to cut and paste.
One of them has eggs. I think they are quite short though, under four feet so probably not ideal for the line out unless they have some sort of spring power? Anyway we’re talking about coaching here with incredible high IQ. Way above humans and with high integrity I believe. Hopefully the egg hatches!

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/mexican-doctors-conclude-tests-on-alleged-nonhuman-alien-corpses/news-story/9ea5318c30072c37c9d2d2c7a4d32a1f?amp

This is the brutal reality: There are Aussies desperate to see Wallabies fail, and many want to see the sport's complete demise

I’ve told you, Kenneth I get mixed up with pre and pros, patients and patience and balls and heart!
I’m so worried, accidentally, I’m gonna’ say to an Aussi Roarer when he’s talking about his wife … “tell her to follow her balls!”
Jones has to go. I’d personally go galactic. Do some CPR on that Mexican alien and get the little being into the head role. Very evolved, far more than any human. He’d learn rugby just like that. You’re desperate! You have to take risks. Just follow your balls and you’ll all be right

This is the brutal reality: There are Aussies desperate to see Wallabies fail, and many want to see the sport's complete demise

Your RWC ‘11 team was pretty awesome. It couldn’t afford to lose players as the depth wasn’t there. If you hadn’t lost your pool match in ‘11 you must likely would have played the All Blacks in the final, and it would have been really close. You also would have beaten the Lions if Beale had got his penalty near the end. That was not Dean’s fault.

This is the brutal reality: There are Aussies desperate to see Wallabies fail, and many want to see the sport's complete demise

Patients and mana were missing. Rennie deserved to complete his contract. I thought you were building nicely under Rennie and you would have made the semi.
Let it go, start fresh. I would go for a kiwi again like Jamie Joseph. Problem is if your team isn’t number one in the world the coach will be sacked. Robbie Deans had you at 2 in the world and had a backline that was fast, slick and so close to being the best backline in the world. But was deemed useless by many.

This is the brutal reality: There are Aussies desperate to see Wallabies fail, and many want to see the sport's complete demise

I’m an ex banker if that helps at all Kennith. After watching a Seinfield episode where Newman says he longed to be a banker, well I’m became obsessed too. Problem was I could never get a professional job with my look or personality. So I made up a fictional CV and on paper I looked quite the part. I had my flatmate as my referee. I told him to polish up his accent and to use business cliches. At the interview I flattened my hair down and told myself I only had to act normal for 30 minutes. I was worried I would make a mistake – I get mixed up with “pre” and “post” and also “balls” and “heart”. When they offered the job I was very close to saying “one moment please while I ask my balls.”
Despite having banking experience I don’t know if I can help you. My true talents lie in psychology, potions and psychic powers. But even with the origin print, ‘Hansen and Gretel’ book to guide me I’m no miracle worker. I don’t like to admit to any limits but trying to fix Eddy Jones is like trying to fix a cone head, it’s just not that simple.

'People smell blood': Eddie says Wallabies had to change ahead of World Cup ... even if it costs him his job

Steven Hansen will be analysing that movie and deciding where to place Eddy Jones next 🙂 😊

'People smell blood': Eddie says Wallabies had to change ahead of World Cup ... even if it costs him his job

Winter season in Wellington is great for herbs witches & b*tches!

'People smell blood': Eddie says Wallabies had to change ahead of World Cup ... even if it costs him his job

It’s a good thing, Ken. Don’t question the Zen ! 😁 👍

'People smell blood': Eddie says Wallabies had to change ahead of World Cup ... even if it costs him his job

Hansen and Gretel review and update:
Steven Hansen entered the camp and gave Jones the original first print of Hansen and Gretel. Problem is I think it could be fake! Everyone knows Steve Hansen wanted to play out his favourite book and place the book into real life. “No no!” Scream Jones as he follows Steve Hansen’s advice, “this is the magical script and I will follow!”
Jones has been played by his half brother and half sister metamorphosed into seperate egos but as one. The ego has multiplied personalities. The soul just one; the truth but flows and shape shifts if need but always with the one heart.
The witch is a cannibal and gets beaten. A win against Wales can only be his chance of survival, otherwise how does Jones recover from this …? “just a game” maybe or “it’s only a book that Steve Hansen gave me…I thought I could change the finish and make the witch win.”
You’ve got one game to go so you never know. Whoever is in the Zen will win.
Best of luck !!

'People smell blood': Eddie says Wallabies had to change ahead of World Cup ... even if it costs him his job

Yeah if Sexton goes there could be problems. But the AB’s too. Mind you the AB’s surely must be pretty fresh after a long break and recovery for others. And of course Marx down for SA.
All Blacks can still win if they get smart

Dire diagnosis as scans reveal damage to Dupont, plunging France's RWC campaign into doubt

I have to agree Ireland are favourites. France have lost their 9 and 10…it’s difficult to see them getting through the quarter.
It’s a bit sad. I haven’t seen it but a broken jaw on a 9 seems dubious. Ireland, SA, AB’s France in that order.
The AB’s have the bests stats I think on line breaks. It’s telling. Individual brilliance but poorly coached. Foster needs to let the reigns go and let Schmidt lead the way. It’s frustrating as I feel I could pull it off with the brilliance that’s there. The Wallabies have it worst …what could have been? Man…I would be nearly inconsolable, thumb in mouth pleading for the pain to go. But it’s not over yet! The moment can change fast huh? It’s kinda’ like sort your problems out and have 80 minutes where you’re in the moment and free. At one with a plan man…!

Dire diagnosis as scans reveal damage to Dupont, plunging France's RWC campaign into doubt

Ha I meant I had a not too busy schedule so I could help the Wallabies 😂
Thanks for the history on Jones.

SPIRO ZAVOS: Return of the 'Woeful Wallabies' after 'coaching failure in heat of battle' - and how high can the Fijians fly?

Aotearoa, North.

Good, the bad, the Eddie: 'Always good to kick a dead body, mate' - Jones' wry reality as Fiji rise from sleeping on floor to rugby heaven

Wow…so cool!

SPIRO ZAVOS: Return of the 'Woeful Wallabies' after 'coaching failure in heat of battle' - and how high can the Fijians fly?

Who’s on your coaching team outside of Jones? I’m not up to too much this week…it’s really worth a try. I’ve only scheduled in a long black and a purchase of a rare cassette tape. I also have the original book of Hansen and Gretel.

SPIRO ZAVOS: Return of the 'Woeful Wallabies' after 'coaching failure in heat of battle' - and how high can the Fijians fly?

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