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Welcome again to The Round Review. Though with the shortened program this week, it should probably be called the RouRev. Let’s hope it improves from here.
Cowboys v Dragons Dairy Farmers Stadium, Townsville Saturday 7.30pm
In anticipation of the expected annihalation their little fullback is likely to receive from the Dragons, Cowboys management have been looking at alternate sources of income for little Matty Bowen once he hangs up his boots at the end of this game. Sources say the Cows are close to finalising a deal with Johnson & Johnson to launch a range of ‘What’s Left of Matty Bowen’ Powder. The little fella should net a tidy sum from the proceeds. Dragons by 18
Knights v Titans Energy Australia Stadium, Newcastle Sunday 2.00pm
Speaking of little blokes and their endorsement deals, not to be outdone, Preston Campbell has also announced an agreement with the Pfizer Company, to launch a new, more powerful version of Viagra. When quizzed on the apparent strange choice of ambassador, Pfizer President, Hardy O’Vein said that, considering he was a little fella that kept getting up after a pounding, Preston was the perfect person for the job! Presto might need a few extra blue pills to get through this one. Knights by 8.
Broncos v Eagles Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane Sunday 3.00pm
How appropriate that this match is to be played on Mothers Day. The Broncos could send their Mothers into battle against the hapless Birds and still win, while Manly have been playing like a bunch of handbags all year! Broncos by 40.
Roosters v Storm Blue Tongue Stadium, Gosford Monday 7.00pm
Storm Coach Craig Bellamy was left red faced during a media interview in the lead up to this match, when he was asked whether he thought Mark O’Meley would finally find some form and get back to his rampaging best against the Storm in Monday Night Football. Bellamy blushed when informed to the contrary after initally thinking O’Meley had retired 3 seasons ago! Don’t worry Craig, you aren’t the only one who thought The Ogre had gone missing. Storm by 30.
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