This what Pim Verbeek’s World Cup could have looked like had he Twittered during the World Cup.
Verbeek may have written:
JUNE
Arnie wanted me to select Matt Simon. Doesn’t he know Australia doesn’t play out and out strikers?
Grella and Moore the only heroes against the Krauts. The players should try living next door to Germany then there’d be some more urgency!
Aww. A really cute picture of a lolcat blowing on a vuvuzela. 🙂
Just received an email from Craig Foster. It’s a video of him ranting again… 🙁
Bresciano and Kewell got too many headshots in Call of Duty. Arguing and sulking and annoying the team.
Hanging out with the boys for a puff of the Dutch. By “the boys” I mean Moorey who keeps insisting on drinking.
Never felt like this before. I’m feeling attacking for the first time!
Holman my baby, my beauty, my only one. Now you’re a man, man man, man, man, man. But another card for Moore – he’s playing like he’s drunk.
Duut the Dude and I are way hungry. There’s no chips here. No munchies… Man my clogs look funny.
Just watched Portugal vs North Korea. Can’t believe North Korea played without two holding midfielders. Are they more nuts that the South Koreans? Head says yes, experience says no.
Great idea. If we make the Knockout stages, get Bresciano’s diary published and claim the royalties. Then time to buy a top quality Fez.
New Zealand are holding their own against these World Clarsh teams. Maybe they’d win if they had more players from Bundesliga training sessions… Better let Rasic know.
Advanced Hair Studio advertisement… DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE
We got the result against Serbia. But too much dribbling. Fancy stuff. We might have played better with three holding midfielders. Oh well time to dust off the new Fez I bought.
Are you the ultimate team manager? Pick your own superstar team and go head to head with other football fans for glory and cash prizes on Draftstars. Imagine what you could be buying instead. Set a deposit limit.
Greek side Olympiacos scored two second-half goals after Villa clawed back from two goals down to win 4-2 to take the advantage after the…
Tammy Abraham came on in stoppage time of Roma's 2-nil loss to Bayer Leverkusen, but should have had a consolation goal.
And so the reigning champions claim the Premiers Plate and now line up for consecutive championships. With their win last night, Central Coast is…
There have been a seemingly endless number of negative, doom-and-gloom articles about the A-Leagues, most of them related to the APL’s mismanagement. This article…
Nestory Irankunda was denied a parting gift in his final A-League appearance before heading overseas, with Central Coast's Danny Vukovic pulling off a spectacular…
The Liverpool great was enjoying himself with the Borussia Dortmund fans and tried to rope in Jadon Sancho to the celebrations.
