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A violent case of bed bugs, some as large as tennis balls, has swept through both Origin camps amazingly.
The epidemic is thought to be so severe that none of the first choice 34 players will be able to play.
Experts have described the players as being itchier than George Zimmerman’s trigger finger.
Another man described the situation as lousier than Paris Hilton’s top drawer.
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Maroon Captain Cameron Smith has been quoted as saying, “Aaaaaaarrrrrghlhgxl.”
With seven days to go until the first game is played Daley and Meninga have to fumigate the hotel and then assemble all new teams.
For some reason they have requested that you, the Roarers, guide them in their decision making. Who will it be?
Players Unavailable
NSW
Queensland
1 Josh Dugan
1 Billy Slater
2 Daniel Tupou
2 Darius Boyd
3 Michael Jennings
3 Greg Inglis
4 Josh Morris
4 Justin Hodges
5 Will Hopoate
5 Will Chambers
6 Mitchell Pearce
6 Johnathan Thurston
7 Trent Hodkinson
7 Cooper Cronk
8 Aaron Woods
8 Matt Scott
9 Robbie Farah (c)
9 Cameron Smith (c)
10 James Tamou
10 Nate Myles
11 Ryan Hoffman
11 Aidan Guerra
12 Beau Scott
12 Sam Thaiday
13 Josh Jackson
13 Corey Parker
Interchange
Interchange
14 Boyd Cordner
14 Daly Cherry-Evans
15 Trent Merrin
15 Josh McGuire
16 Andrew Fifita
16 Matt Gillett
17 David Klemmer
17 Jacob Lillyman
18 Tyson Frizell
18 Dylan Napa
19 Michael Morgan