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- Member Since:
- March 2012
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- Central Coast, NSW
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Latest Articles
Walsh debunks the rigmarole of kicking for goal
5 days agoWowsers. What a collector’s item of sparkling goal kicking from Luke Walsh on Saturday night! The Penrith halfback’s spotless 11 from 11 was a magnificent showcase of accuracy from sideline to sideline, not to mention a perfect accompaniment to the razzle dazzle being served up by the Panthers on the CUA turf against a porous [...]
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked email reveals pre-meditated send-off
15 May 2013In an exclusive, The Roar has obtained a copy of an email that proves the decision by Matt Cecchin to send-off Jared Waerea-Hargreaves against Manly on Monday night may have been the pre-conceived actions of a raving madman that were inspired by a directive from above. The email, sent on Sunday from senior official Shayne [...]
Hey NSW, Queensland has State of Origin problems too
13 May 2013Listen to all of those whining rugby league people from NSW. Like myself. As another State of Origin loss approaches, it’s nothing but headlines of impending terror from the tabloids, chaff-bagging from the shock jocks and verbalised doom and gloom from the fans like the following. (For best realistic grouchiness, I suggest reading these out [...]
AFL marking contest: I'm Hawking for clarity
10 May 2013Has anybody heard much from Stephen Hawking lately? Nah, me neither. I reckon that’s because he’s been spending all of his time locked away in his research laboratory applying every ounce of his significant cognitive clout to nutting out the solar system’s latest perplexing enigma. No, I’m not talking about translating a piece of Seal’s [...]
Are the Dogs back?
6 May 2013In the interests of perpetuating the stereotype of rugby league’s fickle water cooler, where memories are short, determinations are rash and a week is a long time, I’m going on the record today by saying the Bulldogs are back, baby! For those reasonable and sensible who don’t exaggerate while canvassing over a plastic cup, this [...]
Who's your favourite panel-beaten revival story?
2 May 2013Modern footy has always been an extreme high-risk venture with a reputation for inflicting severe long-term injury upon those who take part. Recently however, the mutilating hasn’t always been caused by an overseas trip with the West Coast Eagles or one of Richie Fa’aoso’s many spear tackles. In 2013, footballers have hit a new jittery [...]
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