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Dane Eldridge

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About

Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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March 2012
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Central Coast, NSW
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The Gallen and Farah Origin legacy: Selfless or selfish?

The Gallen and Farah Origin legacy: Selfless or selfish?

1 day ago

After screaming it with insinuation and then emblazoning it across the papers in lemon juice, Phil Gould’s message has been received loud and clear – Paul Gallen and Robbie Farah are to blame for everything wrong with New South Wales.

Origin has been bastardised beyond recognition

Origin has been bastardised beyond recognition

6 days ago

Sure, I’m levitating with enthusiasm for Game 2 of Origin on Wednesday night. But don’t feed me baloney and tell me it’s rugby league.

Sorry, Melbourne. You don’t make friends with structure

Sorry, Melbourne. You don't make friends with structure

16 Jun 2016

It must be that time of year again. Melbourne are operating with such nasty regimentation that even 7-Eleven and the Soviet Army are offended by their strict working conditions.

The Broncos and the Raiders: An unlikely Thursday night special

The Broncos and the Raiders: An unlikely Thursday night special

9 Jun 2016

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a filthy stop-out for footy. I’ll take it any way I can get it, and it doesn’t even need to buy me a meal or remember my name.

The Bunker is stuffed, and here’s how to scrap it

The Bunker is stuffed, and here's how to scrap it

6 Jun 2016

After another contentious golden point balls-up in Perth last night, it’s become apparent The Bunker is an expensive and worthless waste. The NRL is left with no choice but to abandon the system and scam it off to a sucker at an over-inflated price.

NSW’s impending Game 1 victory: Tomorrow’s headlines today

NSW's impending Game 1 victory: Tomorrow's headlines today

1 Jun 2016

Forget all the negative palaver about New South Wales and their imaginary chances of Origin success this year. After one epiphany and 12 whiskies, I’m certain this side is set to win 3-0!

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