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Dane Eldridge

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About

Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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March 2012
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The people’s champion: A beginner’s guide to the Canberra Raiders

The people's champion: A beginner's guide to the Canberra Raiders

6 days ago

Congratulations to the Canberra Raiders! With all other remaining teams either too decorated or insufferable, they are officially the fairytale-elect of the 2016 title race. (Click to Tweet)

God responds to the recent behaviour of Jarryd Hayne

God responds to the recent behaviour of Jarryd Hayne

15 Sep 2016

A media release has been received from one of sport’s highest offices addressing the Titans fullback’s Mad Monday and other associated sacrilegious conduct.

It’s official: Nobody knows what a shoulder charge is, let alone the NRL

It's official: Nobody knows what a shoulder charge is, let alone the NRL

8 Sep 2016

Faux-clusive: opinion poll data received by The Roar has revealed there are no remaining humans on Earth who can confidently identify a shoulder charge.

Regardless of today, Jason Taylor has won his battle with Robbie Farah

Regardless of today, Jason Taylor has won his battle with Robbie Farah

4 Sep 2016

Jason Taylor was spotted down the street earlier this week. He was dropping a mic.

Television plays havoc on rugby league, and we’re all to blame

Television plays havoc on rugby league, and we're all to blame

3 Sep 2016

Tonight’s JJ Giltinan showdown between the Storm and Sharks has been tragically secreted on cable television. It will be seen by nobody bar the wealthy elite and those huddled near shop windows.

Forgetting Benji Marshall: What the hell does he do now?

Forgetting Benji Marshall: What the hell does he do now?

27 Aug 2016

Is Benji Marshall’s career approaching a tragic finale? And is this the death knell for the game’s ‘we’ll fit you in somewhere’ attitude towards off-contract blokes in their 40s?

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