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Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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Stuff the top four, an outside intruder can win this year’s premiership

Stuff the top four, an outside intruder can win this year's premiership

6 days ago

Forget about last night’s lopsided fizzer – this year’s NRL finals series still promises to be one bold and fruity drop that will maintain its acidic properties right up until closing time, and I’ll be swilling it like a red-nosed toff until my kidneys cry. While it was an unbalanced decanting for 2014 with Souths’ […]

Manly’s mojo has yet to recover from Souths’ Round 22 bashing

Manly's mojo has yet to recover from Souths' Round 22 bashing

12 Sep 2014

For most of the 2014 season, Manly have been their usual Manly selves. Methodical, rugged, savvy and insular, and forever continually getting jobs done from all sorts of tight nooks and crannies. We’ve marvelled at their irritating muscle memory that palms fired-up challengers and banks the weekly two points like it ain’t no thang. There […]

It's the Sharks against the Titans in a race to break the duck

7 Sep 2014

Welcome to September, that famous time of year known for hayfever, finals and the adding of another completed season to the Sharks’ unremitting premiership drought. Another year of frustration was completed on Saturday with a loss in the slop to the Tigers, and with it the questions grow louder again. Are these guys ever going […]

Roosters versus Rabbitohs: Is it still the dream grand final?

Roosters versus Rabbitohs: Is it still the dream grand final?

6 Sep 2014

When it comes to creating creamy dreamy grand final showdowns stacked with subplots and acrimony, we are all owed a debt from 2013. Rolling in to last year’s finals, there was a traffic-halting fixture for supremacy that was on track to eventuate and blow our minds at season’s climax. It was the Stinky Rich Roosters […]

Stodgy league shows that expansion plans should be shelved

Stodgy league shows that expansion plans should be shelved

31 Aug 2014

You know it kills me to march in here like Major Buzzkill and start some military-grade whinging, but… Actually, who am I kidding. I’m a follower of rugby league in Australia, and it’s my darn right to be completely dark on the game at all times. Having the sh*ts about footy is in my DNA. […]

Hits, hair and head-highs: Are you Team Sonny or a Sammy fan?

Hits, hair and head-highs: Are you Team Sonny or a Sammy fan?

30 Aug 2014

They’re buffed and brutish blokey blown-ins that have bashed our back-rowers black and blue – and they’re just about to bugger off. Sonny Bill Williams and Sam Burgess – those two blue chip lens-magnets from far-off alien lands – are finally reaching the end of their expensive lease periods, so commence weeping now. That’s right, […]

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