Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0
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In another pseudo-exclusive from The Roar, we can reveal that Cronulla are planning to conduct a thorough self-assessment of governance at season’s end in the wake of their uncharacteristic run of seven wins in eight matches.
A Wayne Bennett-led Broncos side is relentlessly hole-punching it’s way to yet another grand final appearance. Seriously, have I overslept backwards to the Howard administration? Is this why I’m hankering for a Powers and some Melrose Place?
If you’re on a wild soiree and the barkeep tells you there’s fifteen minutes until closing time, do you steadily finish your refreshment, throw your stilettos over your shoulder and leave like a sap?
Sorry guys, I know this stuff is old hat, but I’m obliged to produce one of these per season. So just lie back and read a magazine while I do what I need to do and it will be over before you know it.
No, really, I’m fine. Just because I continue discussing the subject as I rock back and forth in the corner crying out for mother, I am totally at ease with last Wednesday’s State of Origin thumping at the hands of Queensland.
As some states more than others can attest, the elevated stage of State of Origin can be a crude and judgmental wench, and Wednesday night proved again she cares not for sentiment or repute. She makes or breaks, but who has she made or broken in 2015?