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Dane Eldridge

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About

Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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Reliable rugby league forecasts from a solitary round of evidence

Reliable rugby league forecasts from a solitary round of evidence

9 Mar 2015

Recent reports confirm that a fraction of a single round’s footy is more than enough for irrefutable long-term forecasts and sweeping generalisations for the season ahead.

The Cricket World Cup is too small and too short

The Cricket World Cup is too small and too short

7 Mar 2015

What about those rabid anti-associates at the ICC demanding a cutback in teams for the next World Cup? And what about the rest of the world agitating to keep the event the way it is, as long as it’s shorter?

It’s time to start expecting less from rugby league

It's time to start expecting less from rugby league

27 Feb 2015

It’s been a polarising week of prominent dudes done wrong. A hairy and half-naked Merv Hughes offended campers in the African jungle, John Travolta creeped out Hollywood with his slinky hands and weird uncle kisses, and Glenn McGrath’s gun love was embarrassingly laid bare.

The Wikipedia page for rugby league’s Average Joe

The Wikipedia page for rugby league's Average Joe

21 Feb 2015

Don’t believe the views of those fruitcake ‘rationalists'; modern rugby league professionals are not normal people like you and me.

The Roar’s drama, debacle forecast for the 2015 Cricket World Cup

The Roar's drama, debacle forecast for the 2015 Cricket World Cup

14 Feb 2015

Dazzling colour! Exhilarating flair! Stifling pressure! Just like your drawer of flamboyant undergarments that you only wear on special quadrennial occasions, this is the ICC-sanctioned and IPL-friendly World Cup!

Modern innovations give wake-up call to disgruntled 1980s bowler

Modern innovations give wake-up call to disgruntled 1980s bowler

8 Feb 2015

Imagine this. Limited overs cricket circa 1980, post-match in the sheds. An old school six-cans-and-two-packs-a-day fast bowler is soothing his aching chassis in an ice bath after another innings of being treated like a piƱata.

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