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Dane Eldridge

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About

Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests. Catch the man here: @eld2_0

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March 2012
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Broncos versus Cowboys has taken over Origin

Broncos versus Cowboys has taken over Origin

20 May 2016

Sorry conservatives but the Queensland derby has surpassed the interstate showdown for guaranteed satisfaction. In fairness, so have the Pacific Tests and the Charity Shield. Nevertheless, it is still quite the feather.

I can’t wait much longer for Canberra to hit their straps

I can't wait much longer for Canberra to hit their straps

19 May 2016

Waiting for Canberra to fulfil their dangerous potential is like waiting for Pizza Hut to deliver a Bigfoot supreme you ordered in 1995. Except for a few minor differences.

The Blues must save face and lump for youth

The Blues must save face and lump for youth

10 May 2016

I know this is going to sound really sick, but I miss the good old days when State of Origin was all about violence and the repulsive Maroons spirit.

Michael Maguire is slowly killing Greg Inglis

Michael Maguire is slowly killing Greg Inglis

5 May 2016

Environmental footy news: the rare species known as the Greg Inglis (aka Goanna Electricus), that southern-born, southern-raised, southern-dwelling but somehow northern-originated rugby league genius, is sadly dying from exploitation.

Parramatta fans don’t deserve Parramatta’s boardroom

Parramatta fans don't deserve Parramatta's boardroom

4 May 2016

Eels fans have been enjoying their most psychologically sound football team in years, one so bulletproof it has shown it can even withstand the commotion generated by the devout idiocy of its own administration.

This is Cronulla’s best team in years and it still won’t be good enough

This is Cronulla's best team in years and it still won't be good enough

28 Apr 2016

It’s been 48 years in the top grade for the Sharks, and while they’ve amassed an extensive back catalogue of accomplishments, it’s mostly stuff you keep in the attic like midweek trophies, preliminary finals and despair.

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