Dane Eldridge Columnist

Dane Eldridge

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Dane was named best and fairest in the 2004 Bathurst mixed indoor cricket competition. With nothing in the game left to achieve, he immediately retired at his peak to a reclusive life ensconced in the velvet of organised contests.

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Member Since:
March 2012
Based In:
Central Coast, NSW
Favourite Sporting Team:
Roosters, Swans, Waratahs and Australian Cricket
Favourite Sports:
AFL, Cricket, Football, League, Rugby, Tennis,

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Great biblical resurrections in rugby league history

Great biblical resurrections in rugby league history

5 days ago

While enjoying an Easter egg with my usual morning holy wine, I decided to mark this pertinent day in the religious calendar by returning to the divine scripture of the rugby league bible. As I flicked through the well-worn pages past the Parramatta Jesus, through the chapter of Moses Mbye and eventually the additional volume […]

Robinson needs to Nick a settler

Robinson needs to Nick a settler

6 days ago

As a record of good behaviour counts for nothing these days, here’s a friendly heads-up for Trent Robinson. The scratching you hear at the front door of your Eastern Suburbs digs isn’t the howling night breeze, a stray cat mooching for a lamb chop or a bricklaying lock looking for a contract. What you are […]

Coaches who break things

Coaches who break things

11 Apr 2014

Watching a present-day coach in action is much the same as one of those choreographed martial arts stage performances. I will always mildly appreciate the skill and precision displayed in the routines of their respective crafts, but I’ll only feel like I’ve really got my money’s worth if there’s a part of the show where […]

Sickened footy tipsters, become master of your domain

4 Apr 2014

To those fortunate enough to be apathetic about the final outcomes of NRL games, I would like you to do something for me. Please chug a foaming schooner of H2O from the Ganges and then embark on a seven-day pushbike ride across the desert without any Alka-Seltzer or Imodium. Make sure you’re wedgied from head-to-toe […]

Raging Robbo guarantees Roosters balance in next penalty count

Raging Robbo guarantees Roosters balance in next penalty count

31 Mar 2014

Superintendent Rooster Trent Robinson has harnessed one of league’s great uncontrollables and guaranteed his side a more favourable deal in next weekend’s penalty count. After winning only six infraction contests in his dux year of 2013 and being mercilessly lashed again so far this season, Robinson broke the emergency glass to stop the rot in […]

Help me to create rugby league’s latest film blockbuster

Help me to create rugby league's latest film blockbuster

25 Mar 2014

As the novelty of America’s favourite pastime reverbs around the Harbour City, we must take time to reflect on the more important facts we have uncovered from the game’s visit to town. Undoubtedly, what follows was identified as the most stunning discovery. Did you know there have been over 100 movies made about baseball? It’s […]

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