Shock: Rugby league coach may survive hastily offered contract extension
Whispers have persisted throughout 2019 of Canterbury’s desperation to offload coach Dean Pay, rumours that were proven true when the administration decided to extend…
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Lifetime sports enthusiast, but mainly just the funny bits. Author of 'The TRUTH about Rugby League' and 'Facebook Rugby League's 2022 Digest', two stories showcasing the unhinged ramblings of a disturbed troll regarding The Greatest Game of All. Rorts, conspiracies and NRL paranoia, all wrapped up in tight burrito of Boomer Outrage. Out now!
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G’day Roarers, thanks for your wonderful feedback! It’s always great to return to the old stomping ground to re-connect with my brethren. Glad most enjoyed the excerpt and that PVL can still split opinion like Big Papa busting up the guts!
'We'll all be remembered as V'lennials': Long live PVL, the fearless, magnificent Nickelback of rugby league
I’m not sure mate but Ricky’s on the line and he wants access to your sock drawer
The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you
It died when they took it to Queensland mate
The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you
Thank you, Nat. And I’m thrilled Andy has seen the sky blue light
The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you
kk. Hope you’re still crowing proudly from the tree tops, my friend. Up the Doggies!
The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you
Will choose my insufferable Ch9 programming more wisely next time mate
The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you
It’s mutual mate. Haven’t slept a wink
The truth about rugby league? State of Origin is stealing from you
You’ll have to check my QAnon page for that one, HL
Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash
Very true, Jak. Wonder if there’s a German word for Parra schaudenfruede?
Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash
Hi Paul. Yes, took a short hiatus to deal with a troublesome hoof. Blew out a boot bowling at heady speeds upwards of 105kmh. Happy to say though, my sock survived
Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash
Thank you kk. Happy Rugby League to you, my dear brethren
Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash
Don’t worry DP, your mighty club will one day return to these lofty heights
Death, taxes and a Parra fade-out: How NRL can make the most of Eels' clockwork crash
G’day KK. There’s not a portfolio big enough to eclipse Big Wayne’s aura. He’s less QLD and more NATO. Maybe we can get him to sort AZ
Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything
All the best leaks come from Grappa in Leichhardt!
Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything
Too right, Paul. But luckily, despite his busy schedule, Wayne has committed to continue leaking barbs about the Broncos to the Courier Mail
Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything
Wally was asked but he said he preferred something challenging
Broncos, Maroons, lockdown: Queensland need Wayne Bennett to fix everything
Onya Jeffers! Thanks for all your unwavering support over the years mate. I owe you a beer, and judging by these comments, I’m not the only one. Looks like you’ll be the Roycey Simmons of online editors. All the best mate
The Roar bids farewell to Managing Editor, Daniel Jeffrey
Yes and I ran out of spots in the Hall of Fame after giving the last spot to Matt Burton
Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal
This kid belongs in the glitzy surrounds of Civic
Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal
Are you suggesting some kind of professional feeder club, Paul? If so, I like it. It would simply formalise current practice
Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal
Freddy could squeeze 23 fullbacks in to a 19 man squad
Curb the hype and Reece Walsh could be next Immortal
KK, to share the responsibility evenly across the board typifies the egalitarian ways of modern society. You are a visionary
Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely
I was thinking that, but then I remembered Brisbane’s demise is in the national interest!
Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely
That “interview” sounds ominous, Paul. Maybe even as bad as one with Roving Sam Thaiday
Broncos crisis: Keep calm and blame one individual entirely
Hope the Kookaburra is still crowing with great gusto. Up the Doggies
'We'll all be remembered as V'lennials': Long live PVL, the fearless, magnificent Nickelback of rugby league