It’s everybody’s favourite article of the year. I have no idea how rate fashion, but I’m going to muddle through somehow, possibly with the aid of several beverages. Strap yourselves in.
First, a PSA – I really, really, really, really know nothing about fashion. I’m writing this on the couch in my tracksuit pants and a comfortable shirt I’ve owned long enough that its like part of my family now.
I’m gonna make a few good-natured jokes, but the truth is, people, you’re all beautiful. Alright, disclaimer out of the way, so let’s jump in. We’ll keep adding more photos as the night goes on.
I’m all for more scientific knowledge in the community, but I’m not sure having an embroidered model of the digestive system on the front of this dress is the best way to achieve it. 5/10.
Simple and stylish, but reckon you need yellow and black ties to really be on point, lads. Can Sam Lloyd live up to the legendary Michael Barlow as a Brownlow date? 6/10.
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Some suits wear people, Mo hope is wearing that suit. 10/10. Vote yes.
Oh dear goodness they have the exact same smile. Wearing a detailed map of the universe as a dress is a bold and inventive choice. 7/10.
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Ah, so that’s what happened to Wednesday Adams – she grew up and married Stef Martin. 8/10.
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Once my brother couldn’t be arsed wrapping my birthday present so he just wrapped it in a bed sheet, this is the dress equivalent of that. Phil Davis cleaning up is always the most disturbing part of the Brownlow. 6/10.
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Jordan Ablett describes her dress as “very architectural”. I wasn’t aware that was something you’d want in a dress. 6/10.
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You’ve heard of Roaming BT, now get ready for roaming Fev. Nice enough dress. 7/10.
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Surely to fit the theme here Brad should be wearing a suit made out of 101 Dalmations. 7/10.